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2) yeah ano, shit aint it. am really dying for a night out too
3) cum out with us if you're not skint
4) ok hun lmk when you're online and i'll join you
5) how was last night? gimme gossip! yay it's friday!
6) what's richard's number? pleez
7) i dunno his address either! what time's the party? love you chic
8) sum1 crashed in2 my car, fucking cock! argh!
9) H, any chance of a lift home after work?
10) 2moro night ya muppet. Can't be arsed working, I'm knackered. Alright for you having fun
hmm...nice mix of messages there
Ooo and I do use text talk in my texts as I tend to ramble on in my text messages and need it all to fit in sooo... instead or charging me for two text messages, I just simply shorten it to try and fit it into one text message. Yes I'm a cheap git. I aint made of money ya know
2) Thank u! It's going well so far - everything is fitting in nicely. Looking forward 2 having a sit down and a glass of wine later. Take care and c u soon Xxx
3)Might get a lift or train is close. Im sure folks could crash if they bring sleepingbags.
4)Well i am probaby drinking,as usual: tony is going to drop me off and then run away 2 wait 4 the gas man.
5) Hi, how are you? Happy bleated birthday to you. Our address is xxxxxxxx London see you soon, hi to mark x paul
6)Oh thats excitig! Can you send it to xxxxxxx Glasgow please.
7) nothing wrong with quiting job happiness is most imp. thing. will try you 2nite K.
8) Sounds cool. Though people don't want to get wet. Lets speak when you get back X x x
9)THANKS FOR THE TEXT WHAT A SUPRISE! WE MISSED U TODAY.
10) Hi, thanks for the drink and all our help and generally bein lovely on my placement. take care, rachel x
Indeed. And it looks better. I can only just read half the messages my sister and her friends send me. It's all "hey fran, we gna b bck at [insert time here]. tell mum dat. liz xXx"
Gah. This is why I never text my sister.
And it's not even quicker to type out, just use predictive text. It has a dictionary and it spells things. How good.
To shorten my messages, I just like, delete the odd comma or something. Take un-needed words out. Leave the important ones in.
we're not annoyed.
we just don't see how the last 10 text messages someone we've never met got sent is of any interest at all.
It's quicker to send "coming out tonight?" with predictive text on than it is to take it off and send "cmng out 2nght".
I like to get my money's worth.
Take your own advice:
I wasn't being mean. Though flattered you went out of your way to quote me there. Cheers!!
Predictive text is TERRIBLE. Aside from not knowing a vast majority of common words in the English language (which you need to type in yourself from scratch anyway after realising it doesn't know the word you wanna use), alot of phones only allow you the basic comma and full stop, with you having to go into the 'Insert Characters' menu to add anything else.
Both take fucking ages, and you could have probably typed your message in text talk, sent it, an got a reply by that time, all the time saving a vital 10 or 20 pence that quickly mounts up on your bill.
And those of you who type out your message, then go back (which on alot of phones you can only go one character at a time) and change it? Do you know how long that takes? Morons.
You make me sick.
I love you really Cruel2BKind!!
haha What's with the sad faces?! Cheeky git.
Make it sound like it's a bad thing. I always knew ya had a soft spot for me; just glad you finally admitted it
and the french liqour didn't??
Its just for your breasts. Its a shambles!
Just for my breasts?
Didn't realise how much of an affect they have can make on people these days.
Blow yourself up a couple of balloons and fill it with Jelly... then ya can squeeze them as much as ya want. :thumb:
Help put you at ease!
Matt: Like all the stuff wit Jen the way he is now magically turned fit. Look im not turning this into a blame session just remember that friends rely on each other and don't have petty digs because of slight differences. Now relax and i will see u in a min.
Beth: I have caramel wafers are you jealous?! How u feelin?!x
Kyle: Ah, that is fucking funny!! Under a tree certainly takes the title!! Im starting my freshers weekend drinkng now, cant wait... should be interesting... Kx
Beth: Wot u doin babe,call me if u want,i miss u.x
Matt: I didnt know bout that but ben just told me!Ha-ha.Im in stitches atm.
Ben: Oh please don't do that to me, we must look like a right hungover pair. Make sure you save us some x
Ben: It's a bit muddy but i found it thank god, even remembered which tree!
Nicola: Nxt2the piltkar where we were all eve!where the fubk ru?xxx
Laura: Home my sexy rabbit.
1. haha! u fool. giv me a ring in the week then. dont worry, illk think of u wen im off ma tits in k2! haha xxx (Abby)
2. I finish about 11ish so giv us a txt if you doin out x (Katie)
3. You still there! How'd you do it, playin basketball? You aint broken it hav u mate? x (Katie)
4. Hey mate d'ya know anyone that can graffiti? (Katie)
5. Oh u finally txt bak mr!! im goin out with abi. finish at 11pm, cud meet me? x x (Rachel)
6. Hia dave, how r u, when u leavin us? I hope ur doin ok, i hear ur bak on the lil fellas, u b careful hun i worry bout u sweetie.xxx. (Lisa)
7. Oi how u doin? u out 2nite? im goin 4 a meal n then a few drinks if u wana meet? xXx (linzi)
8. its al can u phone me, im working at the hop tonite (Al)
9.Only got half that txt! I think it was at stes or sumthin! Viagra u crazy bitch! Ha ha! What you like! u goin out tonite? (Katie)
10. Nite nite, enjoy ur kfc and remember guns dont kill people wappers do x (Lauren)
Aww... poor baby. *HUGZ*
"Do u wanna cum over to mine 2nite? x x x x x"
Bless.
(Rico)
2)Shit man they got pablo! Theres blood everywhere, get out of town amigo. I gotta stop typing the bloods makinggg all the keyys sticck!
(Rico)
3)Dont worry I got rid of your little problems; Sanchez and Rico wont be bothering you anymore. Now the small matter of payment?
(Mr X)
4)You son of a bitch you have some big cajhones essay, you think I wouldnt find out?! Im gunna track you down like the dog that you are and when I find you.....
(Rico)
5)Hey it mum will you be round on sunday for lunch its your favourite. XXXX
(Mum)
Mine arnt that interesting really.