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BillieTheBot
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It first happened to me a few days ago, and ever since a lot of my friends have found out about it as well.
The trouble is my hardware doesnt seem to work as well as it does, it always seems to stop and die in the middle of something really important, and always at the wrong time. I can get it to work, but it never seems to work when anybody else is around.
I cant seem to keep it up during the night, or for any extended period during the day, i tried relaxing, but with so many dissatisfied customers i cant do anything but get angry and stressed.
I tried it will a little less RAM, but that seems to affect performance even more when i actually manage to keep it up. Can you please tell me what to do, cause i feel that when the time comes i will not find another little box that will want to take my data.
Yours faithfully TheSite.org server
The trouble is my hardware doesnt seem to work as well as it does, it always seems to stop and die in the middle of something really important, and always at the wrong time. I can get it to work, but it never seems to work when anybody else is around.
I cant seem to keep it up during the night, or for any extended period during the day, i tried relaxing, but with so many dissatisfied customers i cant do anything but get angry and stressed.
I tried it will a little less RAM, but that seems to affect performance even more when i actually manage to keep it up. Can you please tell me what to do, cause i feel that when the time comes i will not find another little box that will want to take my data.
Yours faithfully TheSite.org server
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Thats fair enough, but dont worry about describing the problem everyone here has said something embaressing.
Most people are gonna say your nervous and that your worrying too much about being able to "perform" properly. Theres not much you can do apart from try your best to focus upon the sexual stuff and not worry.
Carry on trying and emmmm, keep it up :rolleyes: < bad joke lol
i really hope that was sarcasm and he does realise what i actually said
ARE ANY OF YOU ACTUALLY READING WHAT THIS SAYS AND WHO IT IS SIGNED BY?
jeez man its a pisstake on how the servers havnt been working you twits
I've read & understood
- i think that rules out a physical problem because does that mean it can work when you are alone?
it could be stress related or it could just be nerves, esp. if you are only at the beginning of a relationship -
- maybe you need to be more comfortable with your partner?! - try putting off intercourse; try focusing on different activities; - and give it time!
because once you begin to feel more comfortable, you'll probably be okay!
and at the losers who cant read!
Seconded. most amusing.
i wrote that first post in this thread as a pisstake of how the servers for thesite.org where not working
look who even signed the letter
of course its bloody relevant, its the whole reason why this is here in the first place
and as for your
"I think it might just be a case of nerves. Relax before you start posting. I think you may also need some protection from the irate customers. Wait a minute.... customers? You're a prostitute!"
i dont really think that was relevant either cause you didnt actually read what went on, and you did start it with fiend85
Start it? Whatever do you mean? Whatever does 'it' mean? Are you suggesting that me and fiend_85 are in a bedroom together right now?
ooo get me, with my big strong man protectors.
im confused, who said i was big and strong?
fear the G
Stop it! Whats wrong with you. Just stop this right now.