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Really? does it say it all on the one page?
can you send it to me if i give you my email addy? i'll PM you it.
Cheers x
P.S dont worry if you cant but just send me the link and i'll get my bf to look into it as i dont have a comp at home.
Sure I will give it a shot ..... send the address and I will see about the page. Its a biggen ! If not you can look up the link.
happy lovin !!
This IS NOT a golden shower thread !!
( awesome )
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Sorry I thought it was, anyway we had to do it the electric was off and we didnt have any hot water.
i swear i'm not reading the same thread
http://www.the-clitoris.com/f_html/ejacula.htm
I thank you x
Sorry Aimz...I have let you down. Was ment to give you the link yesterday but couldn't come in cause I smashed in all my ribs in a feckin Rugby match on Sunday.
Plus I never use a P.C at home.
Sorry again ! Glad you got it though !! Hope it works out for ye !!
I would say let me know but thats probably asking too much !!
Well i actually wanted the whole thing in mircosoft word coz if i open a link with naughty words on it, it goes straight to the boss. but i guess i'll have to go see the link when i go to my boyfriends... unless someone wants to email me the info in word and not as a internet link...
sorry i know its alot of hassle but its my gay ass company :mad:
dont worry if no=one can but if you wants to be a good Samaritan ask me for my email and i'll send it to ya xxx
your gf wanted you to urinate in her mouth?
He's one of those - Oh I'mma newbie so I'll take the piss and go to extremes with my tales - kinda guys. I highly doubt it.
UNLESS....its a true comment and is based on some sort of health type , nutritional value. I beleive drinking your own can be very good for you !!
I think I tasted a drop of it when I was a kid. Salty , warm. really not that bad.
I reckon it might give a dose of indigestion though due to the acidity !
I wonder if any one has trying the squirting orgasms yet based on the info on the clit site..........
Eh .. tell it to the judge ! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth !?
I don't care what any one says , pissing on each other is extreme. Its certainly not the norm and its kind of sick, not as bad as hot lunch, but sickish !
if you think its so normal and acceptable ,try bringing it up at a family dinner some time ........
I have tried alot of stuff but just to giveit a lash. Maybe in a few years if I get bored with regular sex I might develop some fetish, perhaps a foot fetish , or that one where people roll around in a pool of baked beans shagging, but for now I am happy with straight up sex, with one or two girls , maybe some anal and thats about it.
What else have you done ?
Say what ?
Sorry man , don't understand. Is it that you have done so much sick stuff you no longer have the spirit for it all ??
Oki doki !
But thats not sex !
You may have been fucking but I would not call that sex.
Apart from handcuffs in a car and the BJ part and shagging in a hospital is not really " crazy " .
And to be honest I would not blame coke or speed for it.
I have used both alot and never found myself mutilating a sexual partner with a razor blade.
No offense, maybe I am very nieve but that really does sound like horse shit and if its not maybe you should see some one !
seen this porno when a lass takes 2 guys anally, and squirts like a fountain! i thort it would have to be clit or g-spot to set the water works off?
Ye lucky bastard !! A squirter eh? I like the phrase.....
In the porno she could have been holding water inside and just squirted. The real thing is not that common, i think ?!
But I guess some can do it from just clitoral stimulation. There is no exact science in pleasing women sexually ( typical ) .
The G Spot may be stimulated through the vaginal wall and she may have a mental grip on the whole thing so she can take herself to that level of orgasm menatlly !!
Nice analogy....But I think you are being a bit hard on yourself.
When you start out life as a fresh canvas you are young and ready and clean.
But never the less you are blank and in a sense empty.
You may be laiden with troubles, and feelings of sadness due to your evils and sins and those of the world in general.
But its how you choose to carry the load. All the shit is just as important in forming character and fulfilling life as the good stuff.
The canvas is being covered with everyrthing , your life story and in the end the picture is your life, good and bad, and thats beautiful.
You should not distress over the evils of the world. Its evil that makes acts of goodness and feelings of love so much better,
We all sin. Its just how we choose to react to it. Ignore it and let it rot away inside or accept it and try to be better I suppose !
it was a porn star called gauge. the "movie" was weapons of ass-destruction (classy title!). apprantly shes known for being a squirter, must off been a good 4 foot jet! i wouldnt like to be performing any cunnilingus on her when that happens, it'd be like a salmon going up stream!! haha
I have heard of that !!
While peace in the Middle East may be an elusive goal, Jules Jordan is going to make sure that a bunch of porn chicks get a piece shoved right into their middle ass. There are no biological or chemical weapons hidden here, but just in case the guys in the movie are doing to conduct a search so thorough that it will make the UN inspectors turn green with envy.
Hahahahaha !!
Is it in one or two that Gauge squirts ? And are you sure thats not milk coming from her ass cause thats what happens in 2.
I will track it down and get it if you confirm which it is !
the first one, i didnt know bout a sequal! nah it was definatly some clearish liquid from her pussy, i studied it very closely!! haha