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Dog Owners

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
Here a random question:

Do you reckon dog owners prefer it Doggie Style to Non Dog Owners?
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Re: Dog Owners
    Originally posted by DiamondGeezer
    Here a random question:

    Do you reckon dog owners prefer it Doggie Style to Non Dog Owners?

    Stupidest. Question. Ever.
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    Re: Re: Dog Owners
    Originally posted by JsT
    Stupidest. Question. Ever.

    :lol:

    sorry but i gotta agree :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah sorry I agree as well :p. Doggy style is best tho unless you got a weiner.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *put hands up* has to agree with rest of them.

    but in my opinion if their dog was going at it, doggy style it might put them off so i'd say no dog owners dont prefer it more than none dog owners.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: but no!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by aimz


    but in my opinion if their dog was going at it, doggy style it might put them off so i'd say no dog owners dont prefer it more than none dog owners.


    See that's what I like to see, some thinking out of the box, ... good thinking Batman
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    Yeah sorry I agree as well :p. Doggy style is best tho unless you got a weiner.

    why would it be bad with a weiner?!

    And no.. doggy style is appreciated by non-dog owners too! ! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't think owning a pet can affect you're sexual preferences. Asking if dog owners prefer doggy style is like asking if all female cat owners are gay. However you could assume they enjoy sex outdoors - since if they walk their dog in the park or whatever they'll notice secluded spots for a little romp!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    if somebody's dog turns them on then they might prefere doggy style?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was hoping it'd be a thread about blokes who ahve ugly birds.

    OH well:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    I was hoping it'd be a thread about blokes who ahve ugly birds.

    OH well:p

    I was thinking more along the lines of keeping your dog out of things while trying to shag...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A friend I know had a story go round her school along the lines of X pupil was off sick (she did go to A&E and wouldnt say why) because she had put dog food on herself and got the dog to lick it off.

    Though as with many of these things it could have been a lie.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There was once a woman who came everytime she heard someone chewing gum

    the reason? a dog had licked her to orgasm when she was a baby, and the sound triggered off the memories...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by queenmab_roo
    There was once a woman who came everytime she heard someone chewing gum

    the reason? a dog had licked her to orgasm when she was a baby, and the sound triggered off the memories...

    Don't take the piss.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm not taking the piss, it was actually true. she had hypnosis to work it out...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Brummy Bird
    :lol: but no!

    :confused: aimed at me?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by queenmab_roo
    I'm not taking the piss, it was actually true. she had hypnosis to work it out...

    :no: that is just a bit wrong isn't it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    A friend I know had a story go round her school along the lines of X pupil was off sick (she did go to A&E and wouldnt say why) because she had put dog food on herself and got the dog to lick it off.

    Though as with many of these things it could have been a lie.

    How desperate must someone be to even have that idea in their head :confused: ???
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    obviously they're interested in bestiality.

    and yes, it is wrong, poor lil kid.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oops, perhaps i meant toddler. but yes, i spose they can! eugh...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by girlinthecurl
    babys can orgasm? :eek2: i guess i never really though about that

    I think thats meant to be a good thing though. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    this thread scares me...I think I'll leave now
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by girlinthecurl
    babys can orgasm? :eek2: i guess i never really though about that

    Of course they can, they have all the required bits. They just don't have the mental desire to.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by xXxHelzxXx
    this thread scares me...I think I'll leave now

    Me too :crazyeyes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    also how can dogs mistake someones legs for a female :s
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by wheresmyplacebo
    also how can dogs mistake someones legs for a female :s

    It's a power thing, I can shag you so therefore I own you. Dog's are very territorial / possesive.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So when ya see a baby with a big grin on it's face, laughing and all for no apparent reason; you'll know why :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    this is the most disturbing topic of discussion that i've come across in a long time......

    i don't know if im happy about that... or if im just... disturbed...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Cruel2BKind
    So when ya see a baby with a big grin on it's face, laughing and all for no apparent reason; you'll know why :chin:

    In olden days a good nurse would make a child shut up by bringing it off. Oddly the child stopped screaming really quickly.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    now that sick but very amusing :lol:
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