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do 'larger' birds have the more aesthetically pleasing pussies?
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(sorry, very graphic
Saw a programme on TV last night of this plastic surgeon that uses lasers to make women ... err ... tighter down there!!
He specialises in women's bits.
I wonder if it's like working at McDonalds .. you know if I see another Hamburger ....
He probably makes a fortune off those women who are loose as a bucket. :yuck:
As his patentient said, if I can't have sex without needing lub it's not tight enough!!!
They'd save money if they stopped having sex with their huge sail boats
(yes after having a baby, I felt veeery loose, but its not like you stay like that the rest of your life)
Vegetables are for eating, not sex toys.
Are any pussies asthetically pleasing? I like looking at them, but that's not the same thing.
No realy there is a big difference between pussys some are lovely just with a few folds, where you cant see a hole, nice, some are whats refered to as an innie , ie where theres just a slit, these are OK, the ones I dont like are big outies where you can actually see a hole when legs are spread,
But the most important thing is how tight it is, some you dont even need to aim proberly, others are lovely and tight you need to get the exactly the right spot, then your willy will bend a bit before entry, once its in its easy of course, thats so nice, and of course the tighter the easier she will come to orgasm, I feel sorry for baggy women actually, most of them probably dont realise thats whe their sex isnt so good.
"Come on Ma you know Ive got a wife and even though that pussys tight Im not going to jepodise my life,
So what is it you want from a n*gger
Bitch
You blazed me I blazed you now your at my door willing and confessed that this is the best youve ever tested
Better that all the rest Im like alright girlfriend"
DMX
that is the MOST disgusting thing i've ever heard in my life!!!!!!! lol.. well not the most disgusting.. but that was pretty.... terrifying
he's male...nuff said
but i agree sex hurts... i've never orgasmed during sex either because it's painful...
however.. i guess that's what the guy's mouth is for...
no i just find them pathetic :P
Were not all pathetic.... honest
its true though, i've seen them and survived
yeh i know, just most of you :cool:
Heh, heard of the clitoris? :cool:
A tight pussy doesn't make a female cum more!
"Originally posted by Kate1
Who told you that?! I'm tight to the point of it hurting sometimes, and I've never orgasmed during sex... "
OK so now you know its not because your too loose,
Trust me its true
True but in any case I'd take either
so the ugly pussy lips doesn't ruin the fuck-worthiness of a girl??
Now, if you told us about the size, texture, feel, and taste of your girlfriend's pussy, then that'd be different. If you described how her lips looked when aroused, how they felt when you stroked them, pinched them between your fingers, or how they felt on your tongue as you licked and lapped at her pussy lips, or how they felt as you slid your tongue between them, then that'd be graphic. Oh, and if you were to describe them in that detail, you wouldn't have to appoligise for doing so. ...At least not to me.
All I had to do was see that you replied to this thread and I knew that you were quoting my post.
WOW...
no comment
Cheese, it's just the way I'm thinking.
Isn't that wonderful?
Yes you are that predictable - but I love you really, it's like free porn every time you post
I don't want to close this thread down and I'm not about to warn anyone but if you could think about some of this issues I've talked about here I'd be grateful.
Thanks,
CB