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Guaranteed to lose the horn

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
in Sex & Relationships
Thoughts that are guaranteed to make any person lose the horn?

Here's two:

Margaret Thatcher blwoing a donkey.
David Blunkett banging the brains out of his mistress.

Enjoy :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thats the most pointless thread ever although as id liek to stay on topic how about

    "mum and dad"
    "two guys"
    well i can get even worse but ill stay at those two for now
    .matt
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tony Blair and Cherie going at it hammer and tongs.
    George and Barbara Bush with his little dog looking on:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    elton john and his erm boyfriend ow no no no
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What about two guys? It isn't even slightly revolting.

    *shrug*

    And I didn't get a post count this high by having a point:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    What about two guys? It isn't even slightly revolting.

    *shrug*

    And I didn't get a post count this high by having a point:p
    sorry i have no problem with it and certainly will not be difficult with someone because they are gay but personally the idea of two guys together makes me ill i cant understand why women like cocks let alone guys?!?!
    Anyways i think it diverts from the topic so ill shut up.
    .matt
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    parents.
    olddies going for it.
    my bloke's ex-girlfriend.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by intrigue
    personally the idea of two guys together makes me ill i cant understand why women like cocks let alone guys?!?!

    I'm so the oppersite of you. Thinking about two guys going at it gets me going.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    I'm so the oppersite of you. Thinking about two guys going at it gets me going.
    well if you liek cock then multiple cock makes sense.

    And then some women have the cheek to ask why we'd find two girls exciting.

    .matt
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Its obvious really isnt it. Its not so much the two cocks that get me going, cocks themselves are ugly things. Its what they are attached to and what they do with them that gets me off.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    David Blunkett banging the brains out of his mistress.

    i dont know about yous but this gives me a hard root :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    anything sexual involving family members
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Blah_x2
    anything sexual involving family members

    Yep... what you said :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    See... with the two men....
    I always end up feeling sorry for the guy thats taking it up the bum. he always seems to have his face of pure pain and discomfort.....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i wouldnt, he chose to the bitch instead of the butch
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    edwina curry feltching a dog.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    now thats just sick, not only have i lost my hard on, i've lost my fucking dinner :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by aimz
    See... with the two men....
    I always end up feeling sorry for the guy thats taking it up the bum. he always seems to have his face of pure pain and discomfort.....
    hahaha thats great
    .matt
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Guaranteed to lose the horn
    Originally posted by Kermit
    Thoughts that are guaranteed to make any person lose the horn?

    Here's two:

    Margaret Thatcher blwoing a donkey.
    David Blunkett banging the brains out of his mistress.

    Enjoy :thumb:

    david, thats not your mistress, its a bitch yes, but its not your mistress
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by David Grohl
    now thats just sick, not only have i lost my hard on, i've lost my fucking dinner :yuck:

    that was the general idea :p:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Scooby Doo and Shaggy
    The fat teacher and the ferret-looking secretary.......

    Just my college then? Okay.
    (Can i just say, there is no physical evidence of a liason between any of the above...but it is a topic i frequently discuss. I apologise for any offence caused to any scoobers.....or fat teachers.)
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