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Chat up lines
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Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Hey all,
Could you state your favourite chat up lines? (No, i know better than using them
)
I know a couple, like:
Nice legs, what time do they open?
Nice shoes, wanna shag?
and stuff like that...
So, basically, i am opening a thread on chat up lines. You are free and encouraged to write all the chat lines you know, just try not to repeat them
Oh, and i did a search, i wasn't satisfied with the results
Thanks in advance!!!
Could you state your favourite chat up lines? (No, i know better than using them
)I know a couple, like:
Nice legs, what time do they open?
Nice shoes, wanna shag?
and stuff like that...
So, basically, i am opening a thread on chat up lines. You are free and encouraged to write all the chat lines you know, just try not to repeat them
Oh, and i did a search, i wasn't satisfied with the results
Thanks in advance!!!
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My place or yours?
"How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"?
"Your eyes are like spanners....Everytime you look at me my nuts tighten"
"Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight"
And similar...
"My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it."
There are too many, and so many awful ones...
If they are way too offensive/insulting (i doubt that), than pm me!
I want to see the juicy ones. Although (sp?) theese have been very good.
Share what u got, don't be so fckin lazy!!
Do you want to see something swell?
Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!
Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!
You look like shit, is that the style at the moment?
"Hi, 'bout time we had some good weather, 'int it?"
And the greatest of all, "Would you like to go to McDonalds with me for a Happy Meal?"
In London every place you go to is loud as Hell!!
We used to have monthly meetups i this really nice boat but the new owner has installed 6 foot high speakers and we struggle to hear the person next to us, so we don't go there anymore.
! I wish i could rearange the althabet to put U and I together"
or my personal favorite
" I like youre boobs, can i touch them!"
Fancy a fuck?
'nice clevage...can i put my nose in it?' :eek2:
Lmao! From the "Pics of yourself" thread, I bet it was someone from the site, eh!
oh no better than that...it was my mate's older brother :nervous:
i may be ugly but im the only bloke talking 2 u!
dont be picky......im not!
You: Wanna come over for some pizza and sex?
He/She: No!
You: Why? Don't you like pizza?
Sex is a killer... Wanna die happy?
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Is your dad a baker? You've got a nice pair of buns there!
Hi, my name is *****, Remember it, you'll be screaming it later.
Your clothes are great, but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor.
*pauses* I don't know.
Neither do I, just thought it might break the ice.
"Hey, are you a speeding ticket? Becuase you look mighty fine!"