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Embarrasing Moments

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
What is the most embarrasing moment u have had? I woz on a school trip when i woz 14 (im 16 now). we'd been on the bus for about 2 hours + i woz bursting to go to the loo. About 5 minutes before we got there i couldn't hold on any longer and it all came out. With in a few seconds id moved my self so no one could see me and id used my finger to stop my self flooding the bus. The trouble woz a load of piss woz already flowing down the bus soaking all the bags in its path.
We arrived at where we were going and i had to manover my self so no one could see my sticking my finger up my fanny, so i could get off the bus. I got off with only a few comments on why my trousers were wet, and started rushing to the loo. Half way there, things got worse. The pressure pushed my finger out (i woz rite in the middle of a art gallery) and dat woz dat, i flooded the gallery and everybody saw it!!!
Lucky my current b/f woz there and as he had been sleeping over my house he had a spare set of clothes so took me to the mens loo and helped my get changed. Thats when he noticed i had tissue paper in my bra. He reached up, + took it off. as i liked him i didn't care. (Look at my posting entitled Breasts in the sex forum.) Neway that woz 1 of my embarrasing moments wit my b/f. Wot about yours?

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    god that sounds embarrassin fortunately i have never wet myself in an art gallery.

    i used to talk to a stone in primary skool because i didnt have ne friends. I still get cained for it. I ges thats not embarrassing tho. More...pathetic.

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  • Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    GurlInNeed, i worry about your anatomy. i dont understand how your finger could have stopped you from letting it all out! urine comes out of a totally different place to that.

    but yeah, thats pretty embarrassing! i had somethign similar, i was on a bus coming home from a club, a bit drunk and already feeling almost hungover, and i was DYING for the loo, and had been ever since we left the club, but i had to go and get on the bus. anyway it was 15 miles back to where i live. which was far enough! but they kept stopping the bus for "piss stops" and i didnt much like the idea of goign in a hedge, me being a girl and all.

    anyway, the bus bloody broke down!! so i sat there for about half an hour until i just couldnt stop crying saying how much i needed the toilet to my then boyfriend! and i was really cold and shivering. after a while when they couldnt get it started and i had yelled abuse to the driver and threatened someone with a bottle round the head if they didnt shut up making fun of me, there was only one thing for it: had to go in teh hedge behidn the bus!!! not good. and then i came back on the bus, mascara running and still just crying, stumbling about and had another yelling match with the driver, and eventually got my boyfriend to get us a taxi to come and find us in the middle of nowhere!! not a good day at all!

    thts just one of the ones i can remember from reading your story! i cant think of my most embarrassing moment. ah well, that'll do for now!

    drifter, thats really sad <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt; ((((((((((drifter))))))))))

    i used to spend a lot of time at lunch times at primary school locked in the toilets singing and talking to myself as i had no friends either. i was in there when my teacher came to find me to tell me my baby brother had been born! i have vague memories of talking to inanimate objects i kept in my pocket too, although i seem to have made myself forget about them. just as well really i suppose.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, about 4 years ago when I was in year 9 I was sitting in my German lesson. I went up to goto the Loo, and apparently from the way I got up everyone thought i had a stiffy.
    So I was stuck with the unfortunate name "Erecto-Planto" for about 3 years. Looking back on it I should have said something like "fuck off, at least I have a knob" but I was too embarrased at the time.



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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm not going to type it all out again, you'll find it in Elisakate's embarrasing thread here http://www.thesite.org/ubb/Forum22/HTML/000214.html

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Girl-From-Mars:
    GurlInNeed, i worry about your anatomy. i dont understand how your finger could have stopped you from letting it all out! urine comes out of a totally different place to that.


    To answer that, i didn't actually use my finger, i used my had to block it cummin out.

    Ne way, i have another of my embarrasing moments for u.

    But first for those of u who don't know, i have a small problem. I have been diagnosed but a rare problem (can't remember the name), but it means i can't feel how full my bladder is until its nearly overflowing. Cause of this i was assigned a helper, to keep me from embarrasing situations. This woz a boy, who is my current boyfriend.

    Ne way. When we were 15, my family & him went on a camping trip, my family in a tent, me n my b/f in a caravan. Now in the middle of the nite, i got up, needing 2 go 2 the loo. Again i woz desperate + couldn't wait. Big problem, the waste tank, woz full. I woz naked cos i'd been sleeping wit my b/f (my parents didn't know). Outside there were a group of 16 year old boys boozing. I couldn't go out there + if i flooded the caravan i would get into deep s***.

    I woz so desparate i had both my hands holding myself so nothing came out. My b/f woke up and realised wot woz going on. he had a great idea. he grabbed a bottle + a funnel the i filled it and still had more. We didn't have time to empty this outa the window as piss woz sprayin every where. My b/f noticed a whole in the floor (it woz an old caravan!). He didnt want me sitin on this coz it woz all spikey, so he led down on it (her woz naked as well) and i led ontop of him and pissed 2 my hearts content.

    Thats when my mum started 2 open the dor
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    omg, wot did ur mum say?????
    mine would FREAK!

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ok ere is my storey! Soz its l8 but i bn on holiday. Imagine it, a school play, u one of the main caracters, need to go to the loo, desparatly, cant hold it any longer. Well thats what happened to my b/f. Middle of the christmas play! He had to be rushed off stage + into the nearest bog. Feel soz 4 him!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This is the ultimate embarrasmrent, i was caught mastebating by my mates, though my window, i almost died, they still go on about it, but thet rarely mentiopn it because they know ill stress out and beat them. and also by my parents on a separate occasion, this happend 3 years ago. so ive matured slightly and can handle it now, but everyone in my school year knows but they dont mention it.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chrishot4u:
    This is the ultimate embarrasmrent, i was caught mastebating by my mates, though my window

    When i read this, i thought u meant u were masterbating OUT ur window, rofl <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    duh! how thick am i? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;

    Sorry to hear that Chris it does sound embarrassing, but i think my version would have been worse! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;


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  • Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    rofl drifter thats what i thought when i first read it too!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt; but yeah, either version is pretty bad!!

    ive received a phone call before and my dad came to give me the phone and i was sort of in bed... unclothed mostly and with a semi naked boyfriend there too who promptly launched himself out of my bed minus a top, noooooo that doesnt look suspicious at all!!! lol... thats was pretty embarrassing <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/redface.gif"&gt;

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why do i feel the need to take the piss out of this topic!

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    LOL you think thats bad gfm fuckin hell im not even gonna say the things ive been caught doin lol, <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; sure u all got imaginations,

    my mum has come in the house enuff times n gone STOP SCREWIN IN MY HOUSE, lol cheeky bitch who does she think she is <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    hehe
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

    Hey <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    Mines isnt as bad as pishing myself!
    When i 1st started high skool i had this really cute PE teacher so when me and my mates(who thought he was nice) when we had gymnastics we thought we would try and empress him! He asked me to demonstrate to the class how to do a handstand,so i did and i forgot to tuck my t-shirt in so as i went up my top went up and 1 of my boobs fell out!I cant even look at the teacher no more!
    Love GrizzlyB <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im pretty sure that impressed him a lot more than a hand stand, hell it would sure impress me more *L* <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol.

    grizzly that had to b sooooooo embarrassin!

    i would never be able to look @ the teacher again? What did he do? Did every1 laff? I probably wud have run out and hidden in the loos! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

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