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Scenario Thing.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Yes, much like the millions of other types of 'games' but I've never seen this done before (probably because I'm notreally sure if it'll work (mainly due to it involving thinking, and I know that's far beyond the majority of peoples' intellect)). :p

Basically, the person before gives an unusual scenario that you (the next poster) have to give a legitimate reason as to why and how you got there (basically as if you'd been found by the police or whoever was in charge and was giving a statement as to what happened.) Geddit? :crazyeyes

I'll start the ball rolling..

Found at work in the reception area 16 hours after your shift finished unconscious, wearing flippers on your feet.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You were diving, there was a fire at work and when the plane came over it sucked you up as well and dumped you on the building.

    (this is stupid)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Are you not going to offer a new scenario?

    And don't you have a job that you should be doing?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh shit, I'd forgoten that part of the 'game'. (and yes, I'm very busy this afternoon doing busy work type things and making lots of money)

    You are found on an airport runway, naked with your penis stuck in a shampoo bottle.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well this died a lame and quick death, well done z0ma!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    You are found on an airport runway, naked with your penis stuck in a shampoo bottle.

    You were having a shower in your private jet when it expoded in mid-air. The bottle hit the ground first, then your knob, then you.

    :D

    You wake up with the words "muppet" tattooed on your forehead.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You got stupidily pissed and your mates paid for you to have the muppit show tattoed on you, and you thought it was cool

    you wake up tied to a lamppost with another guy,
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    After having too many drugs, you are convinced that the lampost is an endagered redwood, and so chain yourself to it. The guy was an innocent bystander, who intimidated by your drug induced shouting, just followed your orders to be tied to the post.

    You're balancing, wearing just boxer shorts, on electricity pylons (wearing plymsols). There is also a dead cow on the electricity pylons.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    your was in bed asleep and they're was a massive tornado which whisked you up onto the pilon with a cow, ur baliencing for your life

    your tied upside down naked hanging over the doors to the local pub
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You were out partying with The Muppets, you fell and head butted Animal who had recently had Muppets tattoed on his head, but back wards so people in cars ahead of him could know. It was so fresh that it transfered over to your head and when you woke up from the hit it was set.

    You report to A&E having eaten a port-a-loo.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    You report to A&E having eaten a port-a-loo.

    You apologise to the nurse regarding your poor knowledge of Mexican food.

    You wake up naked next to your mother :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by NinjaMaster
    You apologise to the nurse regarding your poor knowledge of Mexican food.

    You wake up naked next to your mother :nervous:

    Fuck...toughy,

    your was violently ill and spewed over ur clothes, ur mum undressed u and put u into bed and sat with u making sure u didn't throw up... :p


    You find urself strapped to the roof of ur house
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    You find urself strapped to the roof of ur house

    U had planted a bomb in a plane that you knew was flying over your house and you was looking for the ULTIMATE TANGO experience. :)

    The police catch you inside a Lada. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I walk in on your ma naked while she's feeling horny and home alone........
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by NinjaMaster
    U had planted a bomb in a plane that you knew was flying over your house and you was looking for the ULTIMATE TANGO experience. :)

    The police catch you inside a Lada. :p

    your taking it to the scrap yard :p

    you catch your parents dogging :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You tell them you thought they were playing the Rollercoaster Game.

    Your parents walk in on you naked in bed with your brother/sister, both of you looking decidedly flustered.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You were trying a new hippy ritual involving nakedness with close relatives to promote relaxation... you look flustered as the excitement of this new ritual is getting to you..

    You are found watching porn at your nans house
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's one of her home made vids with granpar from about 50 years ago and your really stroking hard when.....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    It's one of her home made vids with granpar from about 50 years ago and your really stroking hard when.....

    :crazyeyes thats put me off my pizza now... original though haha. Oh you forget to think of a snerario for someone else :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by crazy_guy
    :crazyeyes thats put me off my pizza now... original though haha. Oh you forget to think of a snerario for someone else :D

    I think that's what the 'when..........' was about.
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