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the site christmas carol...???? lol

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Just cleaning out my computer and found this.
So thought id post it again before I deleted it! :P



Twas the night before christmas and all true the site,
The Computers were shuting down as the siters bid each other good night,
The Pm's were sent to each other with care,
Hoping festive greetings would soon be there,

The usuals all nestled into beers, spirits and wine,
Fogetting about the site and each other in time,
And roll with his splif and becky with her chap,
Had just become comfortable in each others lap,

Until from the PC there arose such a smash,
Becky put down Mr.Roll and he swallowed his stash,
They raced to the bedroom and becks with her gun,
Found Wobble standing there wanting to join in the fun,

Away of to the kitchen they all did proceed,
With roll with his bong and bags full of weed,
Came more rapid than rude boy was Wobble call,
Inviting the siters and mods to join in this festive ball.

Come Vicky,come Zella,Gav, Molo Zoma and Mist,
Come Doc come faith jac lisa Char and lets all gets pissed,
Out of the doorways, cupboards,chimneys and beds
Came all the siters with one thing in their heads,

And with grin on his face Doc grapped Vicky by the hips
Gave her a quick wink and placed a kiss on her lips,
Gav, Zella and Faith soon joined in without hesitation,
Things got very heated as was the anticipation,

The booze was drank like they were all fishes,
All had fun and fufilled their wild christmas wishes,
The Clothes had been lost- and on the floor wee now shed,
As various parties now disapeared of and filled all the beds

The night went on for many hours and days,
As so many people got their evil, evil ways,
The siters had cum more times than santa that night,
And had to eventually put an end to those sites,

Becky appeared with blankets for all who would stay,
As the siters dropped of to sleep after a long night and day.
The last heard from becky,as she disappeared out of sight,
Happy christmas to all and to all a good night!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ahaha i remember that thing nice find there doc ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Who wrote that? Not you, was it?
    It's kinda funny... :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    couldnt you have waited another 5 months :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i don't remember that ...but nowt new there!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LOL I remembered that...........brilliant :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Cruel2BKind
    Who wrote that? Not you, was it?
    It's kinda funny... :p

    Ye I wrote that last year.
    Not as funny as your dancing pussy though :flirt:....

    Couldn't of waited that long be a on a new comp by then so it'll be gone!
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    And you deleted this masterpiece?

    When was it originally written, by whom and for what sinister puprose? (Erg, sorry. I got carried away).
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