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people can be such arse hats

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    wrong, 101sex prog last night said if u wank to much ur tissue turns to bone:eek2:

    Now that has to be complete bollocks. On which channel was this programme of which you speak? :eek2:
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    Originally posted by briggi
    Now that has to be complete bollocks. On which channel was this programme of which you speak? :eek2: [/

    101 Sex Accidents on channel 4 last night. they did say that but tbh i dont think it is physically possible to wank enough to actually do that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmm, I don't lend much credence to those '101...' shows.

    But if someone wants to try it out I'll pay them 50p for a stone phallus.















    dildos of the stone age??? :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Some guy shoved a bed post up his ass.l.:eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ok if you want to talk about that tv show put it in sex or entertainment please
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sorry renzo:(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    Sorry renzo:(

    damn straight :mad:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Aspartame
    More interesting than the whingy thread :yes:
    i think i have a right to whine due to the situation in question :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My immediate suggestion would be that he deserves to be anally raped by a bedpost.

    But, on reflection, he does need to be anally raped by an Apache helicopter.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    My immediate suggestion would be that he deserves to be anally raped by a bedpost.

    But, on reflection, he does need to be anally raped by an Apache helicopter.
    talking of graeme again i hope, could i suggest the eiffel towen as a substitute for the apache? they dont come cheap and the eiffel tower is french after all :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Was that really needed.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    Was that really needed.

    not really, but i wanted to post it. :p
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    Originally posted by Samael
    not really, but i wanted to post it. :p

    :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *claps* samael, well done,

    :blush: sorry, typo
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    *clasp* samael, well done,

    One-upmanship only works if you spell things correctly. Otherwise they have something to use against you.

    *tip for the future*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sorry, was a typo not spellling error:(

    :blush: I just don't think the personal insults was needed,
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Aspartame
    They weren't. He's a cunt.

    oh.. and here's be thinking I was the only one who thought that,

    well I'm off to the nurse:( later all:wave:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Aspartame
    They weren't. He's a cunt.
    you just dont like me cause of what went of with trez..

    even then you only heard half a story. :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Samael
    talking of graeme again i hope, could i suggest the eiffel towen as a substitute for the apache? they dont come cheap and the eiffel tower is french after all :p



    dont see what that has to do with anything
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    Originally posted by Renzokuken
    dont see what that has to do with anything

    it has absolutely nothing to do with anything. think people got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning.

    how you feeling today renzo? :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by littlemissy
    it has absolutely nothing to do with anything. think people got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning.

    how you feeling today renzo? :)

    alright i guess v tired drained and bored though
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you should have kicked the bastard. I would have done.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Whowhere
    you should have kicked the bastard. I would have done.

    methinks that would be a bad idea giving my situation and the fact it was in a crowded club :p

    i am not a fan of violence anyway
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Renzokuken
    dont see what that has to do with anything

    Nothing, except private bitterness between the two little kiddies.

    Can't you two make up? Braindead is such a small place...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    Hey mate, some people are bastards like that, ignore the fuckers, I hope it's alright mate and get well soon,

    they do it because they love causing pain onto other people.. annoying them. they're just looking for a scrap or scuffles as they're...cocks..

    In a seperate thread you totally disregard your own advice. Maybe try to follow it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Renzokuken
    i think the guys just an arse only met him 3 times.

    1st time tried to stick mr down a drain
    2nd time pretty much assaulted me in the street
    3rd time, this

    *thinks she knows exactly which asshat out of the many you're meaning*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Aspartame
    They weren't. He's a cunt.

    :yes:

    Oops, did I say that?! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Whowhere
    you should have kicked the bastard. I would have done.

    *tuts* Aren't you supposed to be a sensible police officer? ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheShyBoyInTheCorner
    *tuts* Aren't you supposed to be a sensible police officer? ;)

    Why would you ever have thought that?:P
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