wot have you done

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whats the funniest or weirdest thing you done in sex. i have gone out clubing in pvc pants with a built in anal intruder.

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Goodbye :wave:

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Re: wot have you done

Originally posted by daz jones
whats the funniest or weirdest thing you done in sex. i have gone out clubing in pvc pants with a built in anal intruder.

Ive not done that.
Good idea though if you had a curry the night before though.

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and the award for most unuseral post goes to you *claps and hands trophy*

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do they wash up well?

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Originally posted by Hellfire
and the award for most unuseral post goes to you *claps and hands trophy*

Making fun of other people really doesn't work for you does it?

Unuseral? Uniserial? Un-useful?... That's not a word. Consider Useless, useless.

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Originally posted by Hellfire
and the award for most unuseral post goes to you *claps and hands trophy*

You can't bloody talk!

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Originally posted by Capacity
Making fun of other people really doesn't work for you does it?

Unuseral? Uniserial? Un-useful?... That's not a word. Consider Useless, useless.

He keeps trying though. Got to credit him for that.

I'd credit him more if he didn't though.

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Originally posted by Hellfire
and the award for most unuseral post goes to you *claps and hands trophy*

You're an idiot:no:

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Originally posted by Zella
You're an idiot:no:

:flirt:

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Giving Helltitz a virtual bashing.

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Definitely about making Hellfart look like a plank.

It's much easier on the brain :yes:

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Originally posted by Kermit
Definitely about making Hellfart look like a plank.

It's much easier on the brain :yes:

There's that word again :eek2:
Yes hunny... wouldn't want to strain yourself now - before smoke comes out of your ears....

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Originally posted by stressedstar
charming :yeees:

what?

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Originally posted by stressedstar
charming :yeees:

When the page loaded my modem suddenly went very slow. All I saw in your post was "charming". Then I thought, no way! She's made a reply without using the shitty smilies?! Surely not! Wait! I think she has!... Oh.

Just thought I'd share. I'm so bored.

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My immediate query to that post was, of course, "gosh,w ere you?". But that is just nasty so I shall refrain from any more evil thoughts.

My brain likes simple things, Cruel, and doesn't like being taxed too much. It's a very lazy brain.

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Originally posted by Kermit

My brain likes simple things, Cruel, and doesn't like being taxed too much. It's a very lazy brain.

Ahhh I see, and that's why you pick on the like of Hellfire - not too much work as you got the rest of the 'plonkers' to do most of the work....

Damn, I aint used the word in ages..

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Originally posted by stressedstar
oh, i apologize for annoying you with the smilies. silly me, thought they were there to use. geez what was i thinking?!

:rolleyes:, and :yeees: all symbolise moron to me, as does blasphemy. Sorry. Also, don't do sarcasm, you suck at it.

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Originally posted by Capacity
:rolleyes:, and :yeees: all symbolise moron to me, as does blasphemy. Sorry. Also, don't do sarcasm, you suck at it.

Why don't you just give up - I mean, you lost the ability of trying to.... hold on what's your point of all this again?

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Originally posted by Cruel2BKind
Why don't you just give up - I mean, you lost the ability of trying to.... hold on what's your point of all this again?

It really goes as far as I have nothing better to do at the minute. And as there is nothing to stop me from posting here, 'cept you, I'll continue. So settle down and don't reply to me, you're too mature for all of this anyway, remember?

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Originally posted by Capacity
It really goes as far as I have nothing better to do at the minute. And as there is nothing to stop me from posting here, 'cept you, I'll continue. So settle down and don't reply to me, you're too mature for all of this anyway, remember?

Nooo.. no - You've misunderstood me. Feel free to post. Just try to keep on topic rather than bitching coz somone wants to use simley faces.

Why save the treatment for Stressed Star, she aint the only one that uses them?!

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Originally posted by Cruel2BKind
as you got the rest of the 'plonkers' to do most of the work....

Didnt get me to do anything, I can take the piss out of rudey all by myslef:razz: mummy WOW I'm a big girl now.........sorry

Plonker is such a silly word, along with the word plank. I mean really...plank. How strange. I'm mean what sort of person thought to himself "i know i'm going to call this bit of wood plank" its just so silly. Probably the same guy who made up the word plonker and waffle. hmmm...my eyes are going funny, maybe i should get my glass's...naaah.

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That was me trying to be polite

Though seriously - why do people hold such a grudge against hellfire -

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Cos he's a silly moo most of the time. Though when I take the piss out of him, its not spite.....its just taking the piss.
He's done alot to piss people off, and has in the past done some really, and I mean really stupid things. He may have realised they were stupid after he had done them and tried to take them back but the damage had been done.

Ahwell...he's getting better bless his cottens

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i gave my gf who used to be a male goat a concrete enema and then ate it......


/sarcastic comment:crazyeyes :eek2:

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Now see, that was a silly comment wasnt it.
If your gf was a male goat. Your g/f wouldnt be your g/f it would make her/him your b/f.....makeing you gay.:p

So what is it, are you gay with a goat or did you mean sheep, cos then your straight again.

[/stupid mode]

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no the former male goat had a sex and species change, so now its a female human

and that jsut gives me freaky taste but yeh im right


*/pedantic mode*

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Originally posted by stressedstar
oh well, i'll remember that if i'm ever going out of my way not to annoy you.

and, no i don't thanks.

Sorry, but aren't you supposed to be too mature for bickering? The exact thing you're :rolleyes:ing at, so i suggest you just let us immature people carry on and you just carry on being mature

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Originally posted by Zella
Now see, that was a silly comment wasnt it.
If your gf was a male goat. Your g/f wouldnt be your g/f it would make her/him your b/f.....makeing you gay.:p

So what is it, are you gay with a goat or did you mean sheep, cos then your straight again.

[/stupid mode]

YEAH only GAYLORDS sleep with male goats.
If you were straight, youd only sleep with FEMALE goats.

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Originally posted by stressedstar
when did i say i was too mature for bickering?

God. I hate that phrase so much "WHEN DID I SAY THAT?" "OMG I NEVER SAID IT!!!"

Theres a difference between explaining something vocally and implying something through conversation.

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Originally posted by rainbow brite
YEAH only GAYLORDS sleep with male goats.
If you were straight, youd only sleep with FEMALE goats.

I thought female goats were sheep