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The One Sentence.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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I was thinking earlier, what would be the one phrase/sentence you could say to someone in response to any question/comment that would incur the most confusion?

Any input appreciated. :thumb:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: The One Sentence.
    Originally posted by z0ma
    I was thinking earlier, what would be the one phrase/sentence you could say to someone in response to any question/comment that would incur the most confusion?

    Any input appreciated. :thumb:


    Urmmm.... that one?! :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: The One Sentence.
    Originally posted by z0ma
    I was thinking earlier, what would be the one phrase/sentence you could say to someone in response to any question/comment that would incur the most confusion?

    Any input appreciated. :thumb:

    You confused me! But I think I know what you mean. :chin: Anyway, can't come up with a mroe confusing sentence than yours :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm thinking it's an extension of the whole "How do you confuse an idiot?" "Cornflakes" joke?

    In that case, I think "Don't put any onions on it though" would do the trick :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well my mate was once in a conversation that ran abit like this

    "In the limelight there are girl from 17 to 47."

    "Why would you want to get off with a 47 year old"

    "Why play minesweeper without any mines?"

    even though that was quite apt it can be used in many situations and leaves a similar effect
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    White NoiseWhite Noise Posts: 624 Incredible Poster
    i find a simple 'tuesday' always does the job :D

    [slightly off topic] you can just about answer any question with tuesday, magnets or dave. give it a try ;)
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Hm, maybe something like
    "But eggs are blue... aren't they?"
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