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Pornography

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited January 2023 in General Chat
Am I the only person that finds some pornography funny? I'm not talking about the bits where the shag like rabbits, I'm referring to the ones with stories, and the cheap chat up lines. "yeah, ram your sweet manhood into me!", stuff like that :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i must agree. cheese porn as i like to call it, just makes me cringe. i wonder how anybody can actually wank over it. though i find all pornography amusing to an extent, because with certain sites that offer videos, the different girls do the same thing, in the same order. usually ending with a facial. that just spoils it for me.

    omg, i left out the music. oh the music. its great. it usually resembles one of the sample tunes that were on the keyboards in the music room at school. "TECHNO" or "FUNK" or "HONKY TONK"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cheesy porn dont even turn me on, lines like "doggy wants to hide his bone" makes me laugh and cringe at the same time.

    Its all about the good stuff from the internet :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Midget porn is the best thing ever invented.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    Midget porn is the best thing ever invented.

    lol cant say iv ever seen it ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Nobody said, it would be easy, nobody said the road would be straight.....and long." :lol:


    Lyrics from a porn video I saw, which I was pissing myself laughing over, it had a really, really shite beat and a bass guitar playing about two notes at the same time.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh yea porn is great, thats why "america is a nation under GOD".

    :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mystery Ridah
    Oh yea porn is great, thats why "america is a nation under GOD".

    :rolleyes:

    Do you have any fun in your life? I mean seriously, because I don't see praying as fun, and I don't see how you can't see the funny side of anything. Just because you worship "GOD" It doesn't mean you have to avoid having fun at all costs. :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rocco's Gangbang - That's not funny, it's pure filth :D.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol, some porn is hilariously funny to watch. i remember watching a vid my mate had d/l of the best cum-shots and this one guy jizzed on the girls hair and she was like "oh, its just like nature's conditioner" i was pissing my self laughing over that classic line :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by sprocket
    lol, some porn is hilariously funny to watch. i remember watching a vid my mate had d/l of the best cum-shots and this one guy jizzed on the girls hair and she was like "oh, its just like nature's conditioner" i was pissing my self laughing over that classic line :lol:

    :lol::lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Fancy a bit of uphill gardening?" :lol:

    I think hentai is the best, tentacle monsters rock!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Old porno is the funiest for cheesy lines/scripts. How anybody managed to get off on that is amazing. :no:

    Nowadays, thanks to the wonders of video, and the realisation that there's no need to dress it up as anything else but fucking, porn is much better. Though there are some cringe worthy lines still said which can put you right off, and ruin it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Now for the pot shot, in your face"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by MoonRat
    "Fancy a bit of uphill gardening?" :lol:

    I love that line :heart:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lmao, i just found an old copy of fhm from a few years ago and it had the top 50 porno's of all time in it with a classic line form each of them. the one i found highly amusing was where some dude says to the girl "i wanna see your ass suck my cock" :lol::lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my old composition teacher used to write music for porn films!

    and one of my science teachers was in lesbian porn.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by paperBprincess
    my old composition teacher used to write music for porn films!

    and one of my science teachers was in lesbian porn.

    nice:eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by paperBprincess
    my old composition teacher used to write music for porn films!

    He/She should be thrashed, it's abysmal.

    Not their fault though I guess...there's a definite formula to the music (and the films for that matter) that you can't safely stray too far from eh! ;)
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