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Escapee on aisle 4

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    You've got a way with the laydeez ain't ya?

    oh yeah...


    I wish:(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    oh yeah...


    I think he's taking the piss :D

    what he means is yet patter stinks :lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    oh yeah...


    I wish:(

    Lesson number one: try and hit on someone who is available.
    Lesson number two: do not refer to someone as an old hang, even ironically.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by girl with sharp teeth
    Wishhht man! All you need are a pair of pulling long johns.

    so I walk into the local bar in long johns im bound to pull:lol:

    kermit, i wasn't hitting on your missus, honest to god, and becky is an old hag but ok:(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    so I walk into the local bar in long johns im bound to pull:lol:

    :yes:

    kermit, i wasn't hitting on your missus, honest to god

    That's better boy, a bit of fear of your elders never did anyone any harm:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    kermit, i wasn't hitting on your missus, honest to god, and becky is an old hag but ok:(
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    you kinda messed that up..:(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    you kinda messed that up..:(

    Prove it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    Prove it.

    ahhhhhhh ya edited it lol:( you win
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    ahhhhhhh ya edited it lol:( you win

    No I didn't.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    No I didn't.

    I can't prove it because the edited by kermit bit didn't show up:(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    I can't prove it because the edited by kermit bit didn't show up:(

    That's because it didn't happen.

    :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ellie, you need to update the link in your sig.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    That's because it didn't happen.

    :yes:

    ok then :( I was mistaken :yes:

    girl with sharp teeth, why are you giggling so muvh?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by girl with sharp teeth
    Because I've had too much sugar. Or something. A whole thingy of grapes!

    a whole BUNCH of grapes lol.. and.. woohoo i want suger :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by girl with sharp teeth
    No, it was definitely a thingy.

    Anyway, I'm off to bed in me sexxeh long johns.

    Lol.... night
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    and lots of building site workers where tights in winter ...yes their wives tights ...seriously.

    Psst. C'mere.

    Some squaddies do that n'all! When they're out on exercise.



    :impissed: @ Hellfire. Only YOU could reduce my thread to "bum sex".
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Miffy
    Psst. C'mere.

    Some squaddies do that n'all! When they're out on exercise.



    :impissed: @ Hellfire. Only YOU could reduce my thread to "bum sex".

    why thank you miffy lol:( im sowwy
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Tweety
    :eek: I have never seen that & wouldnt go out in mine, mind you mine arent exactly for the public eye. lol

    Ooer, another insight into your bed time activities :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by J
    I once left the hospital ward I was staying on to buy some fags at the local garage. I had hospital PJ's on and one of those wrist straps on with my name. Thankfully I got a free lift back on a bus because the bloke saw me struggling along with my leg and arm in plaster. :D

    Heehee! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Miffy
    Heehee! :D
    i once drove to a party in wales from manchester ...dressed as a woman. in the car was a gay cavalier and nun ...yes a nun!
    we had to stop for petrol ...very big and busy place. no way was i getting out ..."it's your fucking car" came the screaches from the back.
    so in the howling fucking wind and rain ...my frock blowing all over the shop ...i'm a big woman when i'm a woman ...i have a very deep and rough voice ...i survived the ordeal by looking truckers and attendants right in the eyes ...with a say one fucking word and i'm gonna rip your face off kinda look ...
    i'd of been about 25 then ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    i once drove to a party in wales from manchester ...dressed as a woman. in the car was a gay cavalier and nun ...yes a nun!
    we had to stop for petrol ...very big and busy place. no way was i getting out ..."it's your fucking car" came the screaches from the back.
    so in the howling fucking wind and rain ...my frock blowing all over the shop ...i'm a big woman when i'm a woman ...i have a very deep and rough voice ...i survived the ordeal by looking truckers and attendants right in the eyes ...with a say one fucking word and i'm gonna rip your face off kinda look ...
    i'd of been about 25 then ...

    I'd have paid to see that! :lol: Although I do think one of the other two should've got out to do it...was the nun a woman or a bloke?? :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    All of um should've gone in...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Miffy
    I'd have paid to see that! :lol: Although I do think one of the other two should've got out to do it...was the nun a woman or a bloke?? :chin:
    put it this way ...the nuns sideburns kept peeping out.
    if all three of us had gotten out we'd a probably got arrested!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by J
    I once left the hospital ward I was staying on to buy some fags at the local garage. I had hospital PJ's on and one of those wrist straps on with my name. Thankfully I got a free lift back on a bus because the bloke saw me struggling along with my leg and arm in plaster. :D

    Like hospital gowns, with the gap at the back? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Doofay
    Like hospital gowns, with the gap at the back? :p
    now we know why the bus driver picked him up.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    put it this way ...the nuns sideburns kept peeping out.

    Couldn't have looked any worse in a habit than Eric Idle, say?
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