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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
As the SSS (shower, shit and shave) is almost a ceremonial sequence of events, I was wondering when you guys did them and in what order. I, for instance, like to do it before I go out on a friday night and in most mornings especially on weekends.

Hairy women may also answer. ;o

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    shower when i need it, shit when i need it, shave when i need it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i have never managed anything like a routine ...it comes and goes ...i'm a bum.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah me 2, well .... a music student
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by evil_dave
    yeah me 2, well .... a music student
    yeah ...same as.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've got very slow bowel movements, I can go for several days without needing to go :blush:

    If I need to shave, I'll shower first. It cleans the skin and makes it looser, then I'll shave.

    Common sense, dear boy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You're telling me that I'm the only one who honours this ritual passed down by our ancestors? You all sicken me. After the Sss has been executed, it leaves you feeling more clean/empty/refreshed than if each were to be done singly.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Capacity
    You're telling me that I'm the only one who honours this ritual passed down by our ancestors? You all sicken me. After the Sss has been executed, it leaves you feeling more clean/empty/refreshed than if each were to be done singly.
    no no no ...it leaves me feeling empty and cheated.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shit, shave then shower.

    Most mornings too- there's nowt better than the first dump of the day:)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    there's nowt better than the first dump of the day:
    The "first"? How many do you have in a day? :eek2:

    Personally, I only manage the tripple S if my bowels feel up to it. :) And don't feel that I somehow have to do it. :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shit. shower. shave.. simple as

    when..everyday
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Whats the point in doing a dump after a shower? surely you should have a shit before the shower so you can wash off anything you may of missed.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    Shit, shave then shower.

    Most mornings too- there's nowt better than the first dump of the day:)


    Lol Chris says that, although i struggle getting him to shave sometimes grr. Hes too lazy to do it alot.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Shit, shower and a shave if I can be arsed.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what i don't get is why do people shave before a shower, if you shave after a shower your face is already nice and clean and wet and smooth :D, if you do it before you gotta wash it all again,
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I usually shave after a shower. Its only usually that double for me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    youre actually 'sposed to shave at night, tis better for the skin dont you know.

    anyway, why not kill two birds with one stone and shave IN the shower? simple!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by superfly
    youre actually 'sposed to shave at night, tis better for the skin dont you know.

    anyway, why not kill two birds with one stone and shave IN the shower? simple!

    cos it washes the shaving cream off? :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheShyBoyInTheCorner
    cos it washes the shaving cream off? :(

    :yes: uhuh
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've always found this a strange ritual of the male species, my boyfriend will announce that he's off for a shit, shower and a shave to anyone in the vicinity. I don't understand it really...does he save it all up so he can do all three in one go? Anyway, without fail he'll announce that he has to do it five minutes before we're supposed to leave to go somewhere.

    And then he has the nerve to mock me for brushing my teeth in the shower...surely this is just as, if not more, acceptable!?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cos it washes the shaving cream off?

    well if you shower as normal, your pores will get opened up, then you put on your foam or whatever and shave. obviously if you stick your muggle under the shower head then a) it kinda defeats the object and b) youre being a bit stupid.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by briggi
    brushing my teeth in the shower

    :crazyeyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *Lisa*
    :crazyeyes

    Whaaaat? I do that too. :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by 1983
    Whaaaat? I do that too. :(

    OMGosh, how strange. :|
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