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FHM Hundred Greatest Websites.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
Did anyone take a glimpse at the 100 greatest websites in FHM? Just thought I'd start conversation about it as I can't be arsed to look through them all; are there any that are good?

Not surprisingly, Ebaums world came first. Maddox's website was in 3rd place with the caption "Angry Yank... Unbridled, hilarious abuse from the Bill Hicks school of idiot intolerance. Some genuine tears of laughter guaranteed. He's a twat, mind."

So... Anyone?

Edited to add* The G in Genuine.
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ebaums is THE best though can spend hours just laughing away - i want to praise the designer
  • JsTJsT TheSite Graduate Posts: 18,267 Skive's The Limit
    Maddox pwns everyone. He should have won.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    Maddox pwns everyone. He should have won.

    Not really, because although his website is probably the best out there I doubt he gets little respect in real life and does not live up to the image that his site builds for him.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I seen most of those webbys any way, I did like the tits one tho where you can grab the hands and give the tats a foondle. Anyone got this months? It's FHMs 10th birhtday and they got a feature with Kayleigh Pearson mmmmmmmmm.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    I did like the tits one tho where you can grab the hands and give the tats a foondle. .

    A friend told me about that, but i have yet to discover it :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    It's FHMs 10th birhtday and they got a feature with Kayleigh Pearson mmmmmmmmm.

    She lives in my town. Used to go to Sixth Form with her. I see her in town every weekend and a few times during the week so speak to her a fair bit.

    I'll say hi for ya when I see her at the weekend :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Ego
    She lives in my town. Used to go to Sixth Form with her. I see her in town every weekend and a few times during the week so speak to her a fair bit.

    I'll say hi for ya when I see her at the weekend :p

    I want your life. :(

    Of course I'm too young to read FHM so I don't even know who she is, but I assume she is rather attractive.


    *cough*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by the doc horatio
    I want your life. :(

    Of course I'm too young to read FHM so I don't even know who she is, but I assume she is rather attractive.


    *cough*

    :thumb:
  • JsTJsT TheSite Graduate Posts: 18,267 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by Ego
    :thumb:

    Any chance you can give her my mobile number?! ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    Any chance you can give her my mobile number?! ;)

    No can do mate I'm afraid. Sure she'd greatly appreciate it being posted on a public message board...

    And no I won't PM it to you either :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Ego
    No can do mate I'm afraid. Sure she'd greatly appreciate it being posted on a public message board...

    And no I won't PM it to you either :p

    So you have it?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by the doc horatio
    So you have it?

    I might have :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you are, officialy, a lucky bastard. as for horatio, youre never too young for FHM...sod sex ed at school or the birds and the bees talk, you wont need it :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'll say hi for ya when I see her at the weekend

    Yeah deffo! Get some nekkid pic as well :D.


    Renzokuken, just for you dude.

    Boobies
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do people still read FHM then? I thought (or at least hoped) that all that 'lad' bollocks had died out a few years ago.

    Why not just buy proper porn if you want porn?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    Yeah deffo! Get some nekkid pic as well :D.


    Renzokuken, just for you dude.

    Boobies

    Yay! Just what i need before an exam :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    Do people still read FHM then? I thought (or at least hoped) that all that 'lad' bollocks had died out a few years ago.

    Why not just buy proper porn if you want porn?

    I do, got a yearly subscrition to it. I think it sells over a million copies a month so yeah people to still read it. What's so bollocks about it then? It's a funny mag with good articles and stories plus bikini clad babes. I don't really wanna read porn tbh.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, I had no idea, a million copies, I find that a bit depressing actually.

    I just find the idea of 'lad culture' reflects most of the things that are wrong with young male society.

    Of course I dont really want to have a go at you personally for reading it. I just thought it was a bit pathetic, theres the same run of the mill articles about men doing stupid things and probably injuring themselves. Theres the standard brand article about wierd foreign people, then some bint wearing not much and an article about some new stero or other.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i really enjoy[ed] reading FHM. My brother used to get it & i always found myself borrowing his copy. obviously i wasn't reading it for the girls, i just found the articles so much more interesting/bizarre than what you would find in women's magazines. the toilet humor section was hilarious & the confessions.
    i didn't like the 'what's wrong with FHM readers' part though. that is revolting. :o
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bong, it's a good magazine.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I am a GQ man myself, used to buy FHM when i was younger though thinking i was rebelious or something :rolleyes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Capacity
    Bong, it's a good magazine.

    Well maybe it is, I doubt it though, I cant help but look down upon readers (for want of a better term) of Zoo and whatever the other one is.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bomg have you ever read it? What don't you like about it apart from being a lads mag?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have read it, I used to buy it, back when 'lad' culture was at its very peak. I grew up with people who took it seriously and it was an ugly thing to watch.

    But thats an aside really, I dont really have a huge dislike for it, its just not really my kind of bag. Just seems a little tacky to me.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by superfly
    you are, officialy, a lucky bastard.

    :no:

    He's unlucky- he gets to see her all the time, and not shag her.

    If he was screwing her it'd be different:D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    Well, I had no idea, a million copies, I find that a bit depressing actually.

    I just find the idea of 'lad culture' reflects most of the things that are wrong with young male society.

    :yes:

    Now I appreciate a pretty girl wearing Not Very Much as much as the next (straight) guy, but when I read FHM I always find my brain dribbles out of my ear.

    I don't see the point of it, tell teh truth.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Exactly, I'm not saying I dont like a bit of a oggle every now and then, but FHM, Loaded and all those just leave me cold.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    zoo and nuts are shite, that really is lowest common denominator stuff. loaded and front are one step up and then arena, fhm and possibly gq. dunno cos ive never read all of them, just my opinion.

    kermit: i thought seeing her is better than nothing, but when you put it like that, i see your point!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    :no:

    He's unlucky- he gets to see her all the time, and not shag her.

    If he was screwing her it'd be different:D

    about 50% of the time I see her she is serving me Carlsberg Extra Cold.

    Oh woe is me :D

    Cue comments on the quality of Carlsberg
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmmm, Carlsberg... kinda like drinking alcoholic water.
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