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lol./... still picturing it <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">
Mr. J9 is a very understanding man (he has to be lol)
& I don't get drunk either, well I do, but I have my secret formula, broken heart knows all about that, don't ya m8. Do you need any more yet?
*goes to the kitchen and cleans face with a bit of kitchen roll*
Well I'm always up for a new experience, pass this way please..... (what is it that keeps burning those little holes in my shirt......)
DRENK! FECKING EGIT!
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Bye bye Gwai!
GOing to give the hubby a bit now r u.
Well i'll see you at the next party then,
Cya later.
I hope your not going to drive home m8!
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When do I get my turn <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"> Your just after me for my money which I don't have!
And happy wanking later 2!
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I'm fine thank you <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
He leaves us on "666" posts! aaaaaaarrggggghhhh I'm scared!!!
Great chat up line!! Unfortunately I have to decline at the present moment as I am totally knackered !!
But then again, I am a bloke and must keep up the male stereotype image so, what the heck, ok then Kitchen table do?
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Its just me and you now babes dont worry i will give you the time of your life later after all you are my boyfriend eh!
bye bye J9
j9j9 are you going 2 or are you saying bye to the others?
Good job you reminded me! I almost forgot <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
Can I watch?
I was just saying goodbye to the others, why, do you want me to go? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif">
A Saucy Spirit eh? what lovely ermmm..... eyes you have too!
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I thought you was going! But glad to hear your not <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">