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FREE SEX!!!!!!!

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I KNEW THAT'D GET YOUR ATTENTION! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
OPEN YOUR MIND...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    WHERE'S THE FREE SEX?!!!!!!!

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Since when is sex not free???
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Daze:
    Since when is sex not free???

    I was wondering that! Unless of course you feel the need to go to a prostitute lol

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmmm not 2night... think it's b easier just to go up Bolton n c u, lmao
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Daze:
    hmmm not 2night... think it's b easier just to go up Bolton n c u, lmao


    lmao you did not just say that! you know how easily i go red! lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol... kinda like u red <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Daze:
    lol... kinda like u red <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    not you two as well. lol.

    j9
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by j9j9:
    not you two as well. lol.

    j9

    lol! whatever could you mean j9 ? hehe

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SO WHERE IS THE FREE SEX? I WANT FREE SEX! I WAS TOLD THEIR WAS FREE SEX! I'M GOING BACK TO MY BOX.......
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BaRt:
    SO WHERE IS THE FREE SEX? I WANT FREE SEX! I WAS TOLD THEIR WAS FREE SEX! I'M GOING BACK TO MY BOX.......


    LOL

    The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by j9j9:
    not you two as well. lol.

    j9

    Us 2???who else n e way?? I the only 1 who got a red girl in this place <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What does Imao mean?

    I keep reading it everywhere and dont have a clue what it means!
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Spirit:
    What does Imao mean?

    I keep reading it everywhere and dont have a clue what it means!
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    LOL = Laugh Out Loud
    LMAO = Laugh My arse off!


    Shyness has a strange element of narcissism, a belief that how we look, how we perform, is truly important to other people
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Broken Heart:
    LOL = Laugh Out Loud
    LMAO = Laugh My arse off!

    IMO = in my opinion
    IMHO = in my humble opinion
    IMNSHO = in my not so humble opinion
    IIRC = If I recall correctly
    ROFLOL = rolling on floor laughing out loud
    BTW = by the way
    WTF = what the f***
    B4 = before
    M8 = mate
    L8 = late
    L8r = later
    IWLYTTDTTIATCCSH = I will love you till the desert turns to ice and the camels come skating home


    [This message has been edited by j9j9 (edited 09-12-2000).]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sk8=skate
    lmfao=laugh my fucking ass off
    j00 = you
    n e 1 =anyone

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sk8=skate
    lmfao=laugh my fucking ass off
    j00 = you
    n e 1 =anyone
    ffs = for fucks sake

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ne1 want to LMTTDTTIATCCSH? haha!!! i feel special for being able to use that in a proper post!!! :-)
    Viti kuin muuri.
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    IWLYTTDTTIATCCSH = I will love you till the desert turns to ice and the camels come skating home

    thats just brilliant!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Girl-From-Mars:
    IWLYTTDTTIATCCSH = I will love you till the desert turns to ice and the camels come skating home

    thats just brilliant!!

    I was 15 when my boyfriend put that on an envelope of a letter to me. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt; I was soooo in love.

    j9

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by j9j9:

    IWLYTTDTTIATCCSH = I will love you till the desert turns to ice and the camels come skating home


    here's one for you J9....
    SA = Smart Arse .... don't say better than being a dumb ass

    The river is wide and oh so deep. I've been walking around in tears, No answers arethere to get. Cause between this world and eternity there is a face I hope to see
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LUKA:
    here's one for you J9....
    SA = Smart Arse .... don't say better than being a dumb ass



    I've always prided myself on the intelligence of my bottom <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    j9

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by j9j9:
    I've always prided myself on the intelligence of my bottom <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    j9


    While the rest of us gasp for air <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;


    Shyness has a strange element of narcissism, a belief that how we look, how we perform, is truly important to other people
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Broken Heart:
    While the rest of us gasp for air <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;


    OOOps, excuse me

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt; j9

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sOmething smells!
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    I cant put my finger on it though.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Spirit:
    sOmething smells!
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    I cant put my finger on it though.

    I wouldn't put your finger on it or you might lose it!


    Shyness has a strange element of narcissism, a belief that how we look, how we perform, is truly important to other people
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Broken Heart:
    I wouldn't put your finger on it or you might lose it!


    Exactly what r u saying here BH?

    j9

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    from free sex to intelligent bottoms...just a slight image shift there
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sorry to bring this one back, but where is the free sex? Will i ever get my free sex? I WANT IT NOW!
    BaRt
    Anyone who isn't pulling their weight is probably pushing their luck
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    you'll get your free sex if you can find someone to have it with you!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;
    Burn baby burn!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm takin u 2 the tradin standards, u promised sex, u gotta deliver, so, say mine bout 8:00??
    Who's name does God use in vain?
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