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I need a man!
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I need a man that is kind,loving and trustworthy.Anybody got any tips or advice I'll be greatful. Cheers xx
Jade xxx
Jade xxx
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dont suppose your anywhere near cardiff are you?????????????
otherwise just be yourself and someone worthwhile will come along!!
well thats what im hoping
Because I want more stars.
drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least there the scenic route
well, nice guys do exist, albeit in smaller numbers than ur common bastard. we tend 2 b a quieter bunch, so r harder 2 find. perhaps try looking at the male friends of ur female friends - they tend 2 find the nicer guyz. the good news is that, because nice guys always finish last, when u do find one, he probably wont have a g/f. nemore questions, then just ask. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
Because I want more stars.
Generally you wont meet 'nice' lads by going out on the pull in clubs, but just be yourself and youll find them <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"> They are there, just gotta look for us <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">
It matters not who won or lost, but how you place the blame.
It matters not who won or lost, but how you place the blame.
Give up now they dont exist!!!
Only Joking but there are very few and they are extremly hard to find. How about getting a job in a bar. You get to meet lots of people and its a great laugh. Its how I met my man although he wasn't a customer he's my Manager!!
ure manager omg! thats like the first ive heard of this!
What pun? There is no 'play-on-words' here. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/confused.gif">
I am a nice guy, also a free agent at the moment. Snap me up quick. (This doesn't look pathetic, right?).
[This message has been edited by Marmite (edited 23-11-2001).]
Come to Lincoln?
So your "pun" is as in "Cum to Lincoln", as in ejaculate. This isn't a pun because the second meaning doesn't make sense; "Ejaculate to Lincoln"? Seriously, that is the most pathetic attempt at a pun I have ever seen.
"Excellent!" <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/Gif/burns.gif">
But you said 'no pun intended', and as a pun is a play on words, it was a stupid comment to make. CK is right <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
It matters not who won or lost, but how you place the blame.
what happened to all those 350 girls on ur 7:1 course, Capt Kirk?
Because I want more stars.
xxxs
No man is worth your tears, and the one who is wont make you cry.
aaaawwwww bless
Kirk, leave me alone *sobs*!
or something.
If there's anything more important than my ego around here, i want it caught and shot now
Well, they are still on my course. I'm not getting any reguular sex from any of them though. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif">
Well, not yet... I'm working on it. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
Forgive me, I only attempted to educate you in the ways of "punnery". You have much to learn. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
"Excellent!" <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/Gif/burns.gif">
Well teach me then o'great one <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif">
All evil needs to thrive is for good men to sit back and do nothing
"excellent". It has made me laugh a good few times now... so i thought a few words of appreciation were in order.
Anyway.... nice blokes? What are they doing? Having the same problems as you I would imagine. See... the trouble is nice blokes tend to like naughty girls. Naughty girls USUALLY go for bad blokes.... So Nice bloke is used to NOT getting NAUGHTY girl and as a result very shy and hard to find. This leaves NICE girls... which seem to occasionally find a nice bloke (equates to happiness). But nice girl is harder to find then nice bloke. Fortunately for bad bloke he still manages to find them also, and further dents nice blokes confidence, so he doesn't bother trying.
That's a good theory mate and I'm sure that on the whole, it's quite correct. What do girls define as a "bad" or "nice" bloke? Would the girls substitute "bad" for "fun" and "nice" for "boring"? Is it purely down to attitude or is it to do with the things blokes do as well? I'm one of the soundest guys you'll meet around and I'm at uni doing an Internet course but I'm always up for a laugh or anything fun and I like going out a lot and getting really drunk or stoned or pilled out my nut!
Can I? Assume the position!
<IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/badrazz.gif"> It's all in the tounge, baby! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/badrazz.gif">
No, that's my phrase use your own!
All evil needs to thrive is for good men to sit back and do nothing
Hey Bartonious, where in Dundee ya from ??
Winners never quit and quitters never win !!
(sorry - can anyone else tell this has happened a bit to frequently to my good self?)
anyway look close to home, the man who fits ur bill may well be already in ur life. hey if he isnt u can always 'come' and find me in the midlands(no pun intended - oh thats right marmite, there wasnt a pun there either!!!) :-)
Even if you say so yourself <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif">
"Men rarely, if ever, manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the
morals of spoilt children." Robert A. Heinlein