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20 signs when a woman should call it a night ...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is.

2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling your
bottom while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. You've suddenly decided that you want to kick someone's ass and
honestly believe that you could do it too.

4. In your last trip to "pee" you realise you now look more like Lily Savage
than the goddess you were just four hours ago.

5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor (which you're eating
even though you're not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on
eating it.

6. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them
sooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.

8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to
you.

9. The man you're flirting with used to be your biology teacher.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and
sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so you
decide to keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

12. you seem to think that its a really good idea to get your mates
to push you down the street in a shopping trolley.

13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving
you just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the
vodka.

14. You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the
kitchen floor.

15. You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this
the WRONG WAY but..."

16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on
it.

17. You're hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever you
happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.

19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your button fly pants to
cut down on the time you're in the bathroom away from your drink.

20. You take your shoes off because you really believe it's their
fault that you're having problems walking straight!


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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Groovaybaby
    Omg i cant believe how many of those i looked at and though i remember doing that/thinking that lol:eek:

    Scary isn't it? :eek2:

    My usual one is the last one :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've had this off my sis before, and it's all SO true! And for some reason I find number 15 hilarious every time I read it :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: 20 signs when a woman should call it a night ...
    Originally posted by Faith

    20. You take your shoes off because you really believe it's their
    fault that you're having problems walking straight!
    Erm, it is the shoes fault. Seriously.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: 20 signs when a woman should call it a night ...
    Originally posted by Jacqueline the Ripper
    Erm, it is the shoes fault. Seriously.

    Yeah right :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :rolleyes: :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: 20 signs when a woman should call it a night ...
    Originally posted by Faith

    2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling your
    bottom while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.

    4. In your last trip to "pee" you realise you now look more like Lily Savage
    than the goddess you were just four hours ago.

    10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and
    sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

    11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so you
    decide to keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

    13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving
    you just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the
    vodka.

    14. You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the
    kitchen floor.


    average night out :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    omg, thats like me on my nites out. :lol:but, i never cry and get emotional!! :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: 20 signs when a woman should call it a night ...
    Originally posted by Jacqueline the Ripper
    Erm, it is the shoes fault. Seriously.
    With shoes like your av, Jacq, no one could walk straight!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    2, 4, 6, 11, 14. Last night. :(

    Im so suffering. :(

    Note to self: Remember to have had more to eat than 1 packet of crisps all day when planning on drinking. And neat Bacardi isn't nice.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :eek2:

    that is scarily true!

    i think i've done nearly all of them, apart from the shoes one, and the toilet seat one, oh, and the bag one, cos i don't own one :lol:

    i always wear trainers so, that ain't the problem,

    i know it's all my fault, or, possibly my b/f's fault :p:lol:
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