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male turnon's...I need idea's on how to make him hot...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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My boyfriend is leaving on thursday mornin for vacation. Only I don't want him leaving without a goodbye screw around. How can I initiate it in a fun way without seeming trampy. I want to try something new...but I don't know what. Hopefully you guys can give me some ideas. Girls is there anything you do on special occasions to drive your man nuts? or guys is there something in perticular that you love that she doesn't do often? HELP thanks!

:naughty: I only have two days to think about it!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I say you give him a lapdance :D

    Tie him to a chair, and sit infront and masturbate - I did this the other night, and he seriously almost burst his boxers ;O

    Or, eat sloppy food from him, like yoghurt, melon, honey etc..

    ORRR! I REALLY wanna do this one - get melted chocolate, and roll an ice cold strawberry on him and then eat it suggestively before you lick the choccie off his..wherever :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah what 1983 just said or naughty underwear.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    probably not what you want to hear, but you could ask him then you can give him exactly what he wants.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like your idea's 1983! :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *TiNK*
    I like your idea's 1983! :naughty:

    :yes: me too
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shucks :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Go to his place.
    Turn up naked.
    Bring beer!

    :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I got the best one!!!

    Why don't you have sexual intercourse with him in the missionary positon?........ :rolleyes:

    *Only Jokin*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by 1983
    I say you give him a lapdance :D

    Tie him to a chair, and sit infront and masturbate - I did this the other night, and he seriously almost burst his boxers ;O

    Or, eat sloppy food from him, like yoghurt, melon, honey etc..

    ORRR! I REALLY wanna do this one - get melted chocolate, and roll an ice cold strawberry on him and then eat it suggestively before you lick the choccie off his..wherever :p

    :eek:

    Yes do what 1983 would do.

    Blimey!

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Using another topic and wobble's idea...

    Sit him down in front of the tv. Hand him a beer. Put a porno on the tv. Suck his cock.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Sir Cum
    Using another topic and wobble's idea...

    Sit him down in front of the tv. Hand him a beer. Put a porno on the tv. Suck his cock.

    that'd work a treat for me,, deep throte if poss.. but if not jus make sure u swallow the lot! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Slids
    that'd work a treat for me,, deep throte if poss.. but if not jus make sure u swallow the lot! :D

    what is it with men and swallowing?!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    truth:

    because we watch it in porn and we think its really dirty and wish all our g/f's would do it all the time.. and when they do (mine does most the time) its fucking ace!:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but y? i think a man should only expect a lady to swallow it if he would swallow it himself :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well if it were the other way round and my girlie wanted me to do the swallowing i wouldnt have a problem with it.

    blokes dont have it that easy, goin down on a splitass aint the best thing in the world to do and all the juice that u produce has to go somewhere,? in my mouth! and i dont spit it out, i swallow it every so often,, so girls get swallowing! :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Slids


    blokes dont have it that easy, goin down on a splitass aint the best thing in the world to do and all the juice that u produce has to go somewhere,? in my mouth! and i dont spit it out, i swallow it every so often,, so girls get swallowing! :)


    sheer poetry!!:) :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Slids
    well if it were the other way round and my girlie wanted me to do the swallowing i wouldnt have a problem with it.

    blokes dont have it that easy, goin down on a splitass aint the best thing in the world to do and all the juice that u produce has to go somewhere,? in my mouth! and i dont spit it out, i swallow it every so often,, so girls get swallowing! :)

    oral sex on a girl must be so much easier though. You dont have to put anything in your mouth that may choke you!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do you think anyone could have died from choking on a penis?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    Do you think anyone could have died from choking on a penis?


    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    Do you think anyone could have died from choking on a penis?

    i reckon so :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    Do you think anyone could have died from choking on a penis?

    OMG what would the doctor tell ya mum:eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    AHHHHH

    omg...i've heard of people passing out...but never dying of giving a guy head...thats just :eek2: Now I have something to worry about when my boyfriend gets back...i didn't get to give him his good bye present! any more suggestions for a wild night out?

    thanks again you guys...the one suggestion about the porno beer and head wasn't as erotic :naughty: ...as the first couple suggestions...thanks anyway!
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