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Too much cheese can glue your mind

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Miss Elmo
    How do you know we do that :eek:

    Now, now Craig calm yourself petal :p

    Don't 'petal' me, or i'll be forced to seel yo' ass on the mean steets, like Huggy Bear. He is such a ho :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SlimeFace
    Oooooh daaamn!!!!!

    Craig just got slapped in the kisser..

    Kick my ass indeed!!

    I'd have you selling your little tight but cheeks on street corners before you even new my name Charlie. So next time you jump to hitting those keys in that unorderly, unthoughtful erratic manner, feel blessed that you even was permitted to speak to poppa in that tone.


    Yeah boy, I'ma just sit my :cool: ass down for a lil' & sip this cranberry delite!

    Just to clarify.......Craig did not just get slapped the kisser, the word is knew not new and nobody will be selling my bros little tight BUTT cheeks on street corners.

    Ok?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Miss Elmo
    and nobody will be selling my bros little tight BUTT cheeks on street corners.

    Ok?

    Em might :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by RiSe & ShIne
    So what you're saying is...you pimp boys?
    And damn, this isn't 60's america so stop talking is you are teh pimp daddy to end all pimp daddy's, k?

    Pimp small boys? Why I oughta, (breathe pimp daddy, breathe)

    If you a small boy, why you cursing like a grown ass man, & 60's, what you mean this aint the 60's, we closer to that decade since England won the world cup. Take a look around soulman, & tell me shit aint on...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by RiSe & ShIne
    Em might :(

    No, I don't think so. :no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm through teaching y'all manners today,

    I'ma let y'all get all Souther fried with each other while I go get me some soul relief.

    Y'all be good, & I may let you come speak to Daddy again.


    PEACE ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SlimeFace
    Pimp small boys? Why I oughta, (breathe pimp daddy, breathe)

    If you a small boy, why you cursing like a grown ass man, & 60's, what you mean this aint the 60's, we closer to that decade since England won the world cup. Take a look around soulman, & tell me shit aint on...

    When did i say i was a small boy?

    And if you understand the concept of time, you'll realise we're actually moving further away from the 60's. England winning the rugby world cup means fuck all, gangsta.

    Why don't you go pimp a few homiez and smoke some o' that crack? Fo shizzle ma jiggy nizzle.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by J
    Where do you learn about chi and the like?

    An educated human in the midst I see.

    All around us are opportunities to learn our mental capabilities over our physical barriers.

    Where do you dwell & what is your portal?

    PEACE
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by J
    It's all babel to me.

    I see I jumped before the squat, but you can learn for you have a mind.

    PEACE
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by RiSe & ShIne
    When did i say i was a small boy?

    And if you understand the concept of time, you'll realise we're actually moving further away from the 60's. England winning the rugby world cup means fuck all, gangsta.

    Why don't you go pimp a few homiez and smoke some o' that crack? Fo shizzle ma jiggy nizzle.

    Rule 1, never call poppa jiggy,

    Rule number 2, I hope you aint pale my bro'er, cause if you callin' me yo' nizzle, then you a damn slavemaster.. & I thought racism was a thing of the past :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SlimeFace
    Rule 1, never call poppa jiggy,

    Rule number 2, I hope you aint pale my bro'er, cause if you callin' me yo' nizzle, then you a damn slavemaster.. & I thought racism was a thing of the past :confused:

    Oh for fucks sake :|

    Stop being a fuckwit :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What you talking 'bout crazy fool?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Easy way out kiddo!!!

    Next time Daddy gonna take his belt off & leave you with a permanent pattern of the Ecko Rhino on yo' ass, so chill them bones in future nipper.

    & let the soul move you
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by NinjaMaster
    What you talking 'bout crazy fool?

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    *Sigh* No no no no no...you have to say it gansta style.

    Foo' etc...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SlimeFace
    Easy way out kiddo!!!

    Next time Daddy gonna take his belt off & leave you with a permanent pattern of the Ecko Rhino on yo' ass, so chill them bones in future nipper.

    & let the soul move you

    Daddy? Seriously, put the mouse down, format your hard drive, and reach for the rope. Go on, things can't get much worse for you...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SlimeFace
    Rule 1, never call poppa jiggy,

    Rule number 2, I hope you aint pale my bro'er, cause if you callin' me yo' nizzle, then you a damn slavemaster.. & I thought racism was a thing of the past :confused:

    Oi! Jiggy:p Whats being pale got to do with it? If you fort racism was a thing of the past then why did you even bother to think that?
    Nizzle? really dnt sound harsh to me. Racism is a thing of the past, but if you are calling him a slavemater just cos he is pale then you urself Mr are being racist.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I myself am no racist, i am no savage, I am no dictator of evil, but those of pale complexion shouldn't be going around sayin' nizzle, just cause they saw big Snoop Dizawg, drop a lil' slang on they ass.

    Can a white person really say nigga?

    What's nizzle?

    Caution for the windtalkers can still make mistakes if they don't educate themselves in the way of slanguage..

    This is now squashed, don't undilute the cordial.

    PEACE
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SlimeFace
    I myself am no racist, i am no savage, I am no dictator of evil, but those of pale complexion shouldn't be going around sayin' nizzle, just cause they saw big Snoop Dizawg, drop a lil' slang on they ass.

    Can a white person really say nigga?

    What's nizzle?

    Caution for the windtalkers can still make mistakes if they don't educate themselves in the way of slanguage..

    This is now squashed, don't undilute the cordial.

    PEACE
    No one cares. Really.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by J
    Cool. That's what I tend to do, but if your oblivious to it in the first instance you can become entangled in things that you'll wish you hadn't. I guess that happened to me. It seems like I picked up some strange energy on the way. I can now walk into a bar and will everyone to stop dancing and it seems to work, I tested it out last night. I was also getting good at transfering energy between the 2 floors making people go up and down all night. It was quite amuzing but very strange for me. I think I'm some kind of freak.

    You can develop this..

    You have strong energy, but seem to be unable to take full control of this. Don't be fooled, you have been blessed early with the ability to use a larger percent of your mind than most beings.

    Seek a Win Chun class & see if anyone can help you develop this talent.


    You could become..............................

    PEACE
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SlimeFace

    Can a white person really say nigga?

    What, so only black people can?

    Sounds a little racist to me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    Racism is a thing of the past.

    As long as you still have Rangers fans, you'll still have racism.

    :mad:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    What, so only black people can?

    Sounds a little racist to me.


    Study history my lesbian picture bearing, carrier of that which is not moral, entrepaneur of all wrong.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SlimeFace
    Study history my lesbian picture bearing, carrier of that which is not moral, entrepaneur of all wrong.

    A pitty the foo' who talks like a dumbass, a do! A pitty the foo'!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SlimeFace
    Study history my lesbian picture bearing, carrier of that which is not moral, entrepaneur of all wrong.

    Whats wrong with lesbians? Damn sexy if you ask me!
    You are a twat i tell you a twat!
    I'll get my daddy on you! He's a Six foot seven motherfucker and is ready to woop ur lil candy ass Biyatch!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh pretty the cool that aint savage, Oh pretty the cool that smoke cheese.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wish i could smoke cheese, but alas i can only eat it...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SlimeFace
    Oh pretty the cool that aint savage, Oh pretty the cool that smoke cheese.

    I don't think it's cheese you've been smoking.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Only a developed mind can bear the potential compatabilty of cheeze & Blue slims.

    For cheeze can be eaten, smoked, saved, & spent.

    Only then can you become fully matured.

    Let the cheddar role on
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