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lumpy cum

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
i have seen this a few times looks a lil like wallpaper paste when itsnot mixxed right ??? any ideas

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    continue mixing it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I usually use a whisk, beat those bad boys until it's of a smooth consistency :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no 1 likes a smart ass


    is lumpy spunk cool or not should go to the docs ??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I dunno, I'm not a doctor :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    never mind :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    apparently your cum can be allsorts of different textures and shades.....sumthing to do with stress, diet, etc.....i mean, if youve got massive lumps or green bits in it then yeah go to the docs, but if its just a bit thick then dunna worry....apparently its normal....

    if your still worried just go the docs....safer than sorry and all that
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    its strange its a lil like jelly off a pork pie not all of it just lil bits
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :yuck: no offence just a bit to much info there. will never look at a pork pie in the same way lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cant say iv ever heard of lumpy cum before.so im recomending the docs.better to check+find its ok:) than not know+suffer consequences later:(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i found this article on thesite.org about cum:
    http://www.thesite.org/youthnet/jsp/polopoly.jsp?d=257&a=2496

    in particular it says:

    "Semen consistency varies from day to day, but can become thick or lumpy if you've been unwell or feeling a bit peaky. It has no impact on fertility, however, but if you're experiencing any pain or discharge (or you're concerned in any way) then don't hesitate to check it out with your GP to check for any underlying medical problem."

    so if you have been feeling unwell or stressed then see how it goes once you're feeling better. if it's still the same then i'd go and see a doctor.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    are you a girl or a guy?

    Ewww jelly.

    You mean like the coleslaw you get in KFC?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thanx for ur help
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ew ew ew i would be sick if i was with someone who did that

    erm see your doctor love!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    haahaha want me to take a pic lmfao hahahhaa
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by §hãgãmûffîñ
    haahaha want me to take a pic lmfao hahahhaa

    if you want to get banned :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Char_Baby
    if you want to get banned :rolleyes:
    Well, they say a picture is worth a thousand words, so I think it would be a good idea to show pictures of the colour and consistency of cum. Of course, this could be followed up by a series on penis, and vagina, sizes, shapes, colours, and textures. :D

    Anyway, back to the original topic. Yep, it varies a lot. One day mine can be clear an runny, the next day white and lumpy. At least I'll never run out of wallpaper past or glue. :D And it's my excuse as to why I'm so slow at decorating when it comes to putting up wallpaper. 5ml a time doesn't put up much paper. :(
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    ClaireBearClaireBear Deactivated Posts: 467 Listening Ear
    Hmmmm, some of you are sooooo helpful I'm bowled over, really I am. (Sorry, it's early, I'm sure my mood will improve as the day goes on).

    But to business... §hãgãmûffîñ - read this Q&A about lumpy cum, it'll help put your mind at ease I'm sure.

    Hope it helps,
    CB
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thanx for that ClaireBear put my mind at rest



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    (My partner has noticed something strange about my sperm; it has gel like lumps in it that she's never seen before. As far as I know it has always been like this but I can't find any information about what could be causing it.

    The consistency of semen varies quite a lot between men and can also change over time for the same man. Gel-like blobs are quite normal and nothing to worry about. In fact, semen is supposed to clot immediately after ejaculation.)

    well it looks like i am normal do alll u fookers who dont have lumps have crapy sperm :D i must have goood stock :P


    thanx for all ur help welll some of u heheh


    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ye mainly the diet and health of the man/ penis

    But as for me its these massive sperm I have that makes it lumpy!:D Enjoy and good chewing to you all!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Docter Lurve
    Enjoy and good chewing to you all!

    *pukes* :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeh it was nothing to worry about, and besides, everyone knows girls prefer a nice thick, lumpy load down their throats. I bet your inbox is bursting with PMs right now..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dude thats rank
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Char_Baby
    *pukes* :yuck:

    A bit too thick for you babes :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i had this problem once, but look on the bright side, it was much cheaper to wallpaper my dads room! Smells a bit mind...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Docter Lurve
    Enjoy and good chewing to you all!

    Hmm. I was just going to make myself some rice pudding too :crying:
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