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My GF didn't find this funny...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
Ok so I'm getting ready to hit the town with my mates. Beer, Football, usual BS...

My girlfriend shows up.

No problem, I give her wine and cook her some dinner (chicken ala chips) and watch Eastenders. I'm meeting 'the boys' at 8pm so I'm going to be running late. She starts getting all horny and
we end up in my room for a quickie.

She's been on the pill for months -- we're both tested -- but do have unprotected sex. I'm taking her from behind from the reverse end of the bed... do the business... withdraw. But then "it" happened...

She does this thunderous fanny fart and deposits my creamy goodness all over the bed sheets. I start laughing and am pretty
much speechless. She was mortified and said very little before leaving.

Now, I went out (this was last night) and haven't heard from her since.

Question is... what should I do from here on out?

Whatever I say I will probably get grief.

Girls... if this was you, how would you like this situation to be handled???

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Never mention it again!

    I'd be so embarrassed if I wasn't completely comfortable with it. Ideally you want to be able to laugh about it together though, it takes some of the awkwardness away, so maybe just say next time it's appropriate 'hey, don't worry about what happened the other day, it's only natural' etc...

    I don't know, I'm very tired.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know, I HATE fanny farts. :p

    It's all the blokes fault for going at it like a duracell bunny! You trap too much air, innit. :p

    Anyways, just tell her you didn't know how to react and you'll be more sensitive in future. :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So? It was simply an accident!!

    She may have been quiet because she felt humiliated!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by 1983

    It's all the blokes fault for going at it like a duracell bunny!

    :lol: thats funny.

    id be soooo embarassed, if it was me id keep quiet about it, shes probably waiting for you to say something to her, and dont laugh thats really mean.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    he he he:lol:
    sorry, i shouldn't laugh, but i just found it really funny.
    that's happened with me+myb/f and we both just laughed our heads off about it. but, if i hadn't been with him very long, then i would have been embarressed and wouldn't have been happy with him for laughing.
    just apologise for bein insensitive and tell her its natural+the sign of a good hard shag :naughty::naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    shes probably realllllllly embarassed so cant bring herself to talk with you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Going out with the lads was prob what she didnt apreciate-

    Ah i'd say she'll be grand, just say its only natural and all that stuff. Funny though
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thanks for the advice guys. Spoke to her this morning and (I think) she's cool about it...

    This kinda stuff always happens to me, I'm thinking about scripting a guys version of Sex in the City :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    for someone reason my boyf likes it! n he always has a little giggle! i just :rolleyes: now n get on with it!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh god poor girl, how humiliating.

    if it was me id be utterly embarrased that the guy laughed at me for it :o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Se7en

    a guys version of Sex in the City :naughty:

    That would be great.

    "And then it happened... RASSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!"

    Would never be accepted on Television sadly. Girl knocking isn't allowed, even when in good jest.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: My GF didn't find this funny...
    Originally posted by Se7en
    thunderous fanny fart


    ROTFLMFAO :lol::lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ive been lucky enough to find girls who have a good sense of humour and can laugh it off.....i mean come on girls....its IS funny . hehe. and it could be worse, they could be lettin rip from the otherside......fanny farts dont sound so bad now do they ..hehe :cool:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol::lol::lol:

    I love fanny farts, they're soooo funny. :D And I love the idea of a girl doing one and splattering my fresh cum all over the sheets. :naughty: Am I the only one? :confused:

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
    And I love the idea of a girl doing one and splattering my fresh cum all over the sheets. :naughty: Am I the only one? :confused:

    Yes.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    Yes.

    :lol:

    as ever, my wandering through the sex forum is hilarious :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by AlmightyBob
    ive been lucky enough to find girls who have a good sense of humour and can laugh it off.....i mean come on girls....its IS funny . hehe. and it could be worse, they could be lettin rip from the otherside......fanny farts dont sound so bad now do they ..hehe :cool:


    I ain't neva gonna "that" sound on "that night" ...

    If any sickos out there want to recreate this moment -- pour veg soup on to your bed sheets while doing this :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've been here before. She should be ok about it, my friend was when we did it. It isn't the guys fault all the time, but your lucky. when she did it with me I got it back in my face.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by sumofallfear
    when she did it with me I got it back in my face.
    Is this just a figure of speech to describe her annoyance? Or did you literally get covered? :eek2:

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I got covered, but the otherday I got her in the eye while cumming on her face
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by sumofallfear
    I've been here before. She should be ok about it, my friend was when we did it. It isn't the guys fault all the time, but your lucky. when she did it with me I got it back in my face.

    So what your saying is... you shot your load then went down on her.

    :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No was resting and kneeling. It flew out across the bed, there was alot of force behind it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So what your saying is... you shot your load then went down on her.

    mmmmmm Felch
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by sumofallfear
    No was resting and kneeling. It flew out across the bed, there was alot of force behind it
    :lol: You said that very...technically
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    heres what you should do:

    post it on an internet forum so everyone can read about it and if they have the fortune of knowing your girlfriend they can never let her forget it!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Forestfan
    heres what you should do:

    post it on an internet forum so everyone can read about it and if they have the fortune of knowing your girlfriend they can never let her forget it!

    Damn I've been rused. Your theory would have worked if I'd have said - Rachel, '5,8" blonde hair, green eyes, 45 Green St, Manchester, England. Works for BT and drives a red Cleo :rolleyes:

    Completly made that up by the way :rolleyes:
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