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Fun Facts about Terrorists
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Fun Facts About Terrorists
1.Trorists are trying to sneak weapons onto airplanes using children's toys. If you see a shild on your flight, smash his toys.
If surrounded by terrorists, whatever you do, don't make any sudden movements, or be a Jew.
If a guy is named Al, watch him with suspicion; that's halfway to Al Queda.
If a terrorist bites you, you become one.
You can ward off terrorists by wearing a porkchop around your neck.
Though many terrorists dress in burkas in the privacy of their own tents, that doesn't make them gay.
Terrorists are vulnerable to silver bullets... and any other bullets.
To really fight terrorism, we need to attack the root causes. That will involve carpet bombing.
Terrorists will strike when you are most vulnerable, such as when you are asleep, in an airplane, or distracted reading a t-shirt.
1.Trorists are trying to sneak weapons onto airplanes using children's toys. If you see a shild on your flight, smash his toys.
If surrounded by terrorists, whatever you do, don't make any sudden movements, or be a Jew.
If a guy is named Al, watch him with suspicion; that's halfway to Al Queda.
If a terrorist bites you, you become one.
You can ward off terrorists by wearing a porkchop around your neck.
Though many terrorists dress in burkas in the privacy of their own tents, that doesn't make them gay.
Terrorists are vulnerable to silver bullets... and any other bullets.
To really fight terrorism, we need to attack the root causes. That will involve carpet bombing.
Terrorists will strike when you are most vulnerable, such as when you are asleep, in an airplane, or distracted reading a t-shirt.
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