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Corny chat up lines

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Post your corniest chat up line here...


One I have is:

"Why don't you sit on my knee and we can talk about the first thing that pops up"

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I remember doing this sometime last year! Oh, it's so fun.

    "Nice shoes...wanna fuck?"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?'

    'Those clothes that you are wearing are nice but, they would look even nicer on my bedroom floor'

    'Is there a mirror in your knickers cause that's where I can see my face tonight'

    Boy:'Did it hurt when you fell?'
    Girls:'From where?'
    Boy:'Heaven'

    Boy:'Your dad must be god?'
    Girls:'Why?'
    Boy:'Because you're an angel'

    That's me chat lined out :D

    .:Crispy:.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Have you got any Irish/black/French etc in you? Would you like some in you?" :lol:

    The funniest thing is that I am partly Irish, so once when his line was tried on me, I replied "yes I have actually". Cue perplexed looking guy trying to finish his line...

    "Erm - would you like some more?"

    Suffice to say, he didn't get very far. :rolleyes:

    Katie x :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Was your father a thief 'cos he must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is your surname Gillette? Cos you're the best a man can get :yeees:

    Is that a mirror in your pants or can I just see myself down there later? :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I had this used on me by a bloke, which was rather unexpected:

    "You're eyes are like spanners... Everytime I see them they tighten my nuts"

    I was like... "Whoa dude! Seriously, 2 points for you here: 1. I'm straight, and 2. If I were gay I wouldn't be going ANYWHERE with you tonight!!"

    Talk about a crappy line! LOL!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lets fuck.
    i'm horny. are you?
    have you ever wondered what would happen if i put my penis in your vagina? seems a perfect match.

    my personal faves

    if i was a girl would you lezz off with me?

    if you were 15 you would be worth 5 years or more.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Are those your legs or the stairway to heaven?

    Can I borrow 10P, I told my mum I'd call her when I met the girl of my dreams?

    Is your name Gillette because you are the best a man can get!

    You are a spanner {she gives you a puzzled look}, because everytime you turn around my nuts tighten.

    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    Do I know you from somewhere?

    Are you some kind of model?

    Get ya' coat love you've pulled!

    Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?

    Nice legs what time do they open?

    Be unique say yes!

    Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

    Call 999, she just stole my heart!

    Fancy a shag?

    It's women like you that stop me from becoming a monk!

    I forgot your name can you just call you mine?

    You look a lot like my next girlfriend!

    Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

    Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

    A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You say "if you have the energy?"

    Hi, are you legal?

    You look tired, can I breathe for you?

    Excuse me, but I can't stop to notice, how much you have been noticing me noticing you!

    Britney, what are you doing here?

    Hi, can you come to my bedroom to help me with my Maths homework, add a bed, minus our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.


    Here's a few examples of corny chat up lines... ;) may i suggest you guys DON'T use them... lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The word tonight is legs. Come back with me and spread the word!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    One of the guys i know threw ice on the floor infront of her and said "now that ive broken the ice..." god i never saw a girl try and get away so fast:lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You remind me of a driving licence

    why?

    cos you have fine written all over you
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    You remind me of a driving licence

    why?

    cos you have fine written all over you

    isn't it 'you remind me of a speeding ticket'? lol sorry vicks.....

    hahah well i have an anti-pick up line..... when u've got someone trying to tune u and ur not interested.... get a really concerned serious look on ur face and ask them 'did it hurt?'...... they get all smug and cocky thinking ur about to pull the fall from heaven line and ask 'what?' with a knowing grin on their face..... and u shoot em down with a big.... 'THE UGLY STICK!'

    heehee it works everytime.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd never really had any lines used on me before last night but last night I got:

    Him: Has anyone ever told you you've got beautiful eyes?
    Me: Yes.
    Him: They have?
    Me: Yep.
    Him: Erm... have a good night!

    And

    'That girl over there is trying to pull me, would you do me a favour and pretend to be with me for a second?' (which I stupidly said yes to and proceeded to get groped for a few minutes).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The worst I've heard...

    'The names Bond'
    What James Bond?
    'No Uni-Bond, I'm here to fill your crack'

    :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lets play army, i lie down and you can blow the hell outta me
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Its poli bond im here to fill your crack,

    Erm ehat else aint been used...

    Sorry, I lost my phone number can I have yours?

    What chat up line works best on you? :D

    So how am I doing? :p

    If I could rewrite the alphabet i'd put U and I together!

    Your father must of been a mechanic.. because you have certainly been finr tuned!

    Do you sleep on your stomach?
    No,
    Can I then?

    Come here and let me tickle your belly button..from the inside (expect slap!)

    Call a girl over with one finger from across the room-
    If I can make you come with one finger imagine what I could do with two/three/ my whole body
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lil_one
    isn't it 'you remind me of a speeding ticket'? lol sorry vicks.....

    yeah! thats what i meant! i keep replying to posts and saying the wrong thing...my mind is elsewhere at the moment.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mine is a variation on the speeding ticket line as someone got there first!
    "Do you have any overdue library books? Cos uve got fine written all over you."
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "I've lost my virginity, can I have yours?"

    "Can you help me find my puppy - I think he ran into that cheep motel room"

    "Will you call me an amublance because I'll die if I don't see you again"

    "Nice legs - when do they open?"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Can I use your thighs as ear muffs? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by 1983
    Can I use your thighs as ear muffs? :p

    Well ok then :naughty:

    Likes the new av! :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Docter Lurve
    Well ok then :naughty:

    Likes the new av! :thumb:

    `Tis the biz, non? :flirt: :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by 1983
    `Tis the biz, non? :flirt: :p

    Trés impressif-

    Where did ya get it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Someone's livejournal Icon, I just resized it. Mwuaha. Bewbs.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Good stuff outta you-

    Even if I half hoped it was you!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by xXxHelzxXx
    'The names Bond'
    What James Bond?
    'No Uni-Bond, I'm here to fill your crack'
    Heh, that made me giggle :rolleyes:
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