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Embarassing one night stands
BillieTheBot
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Come one, come all! Tell the strories to us all!
So come on speak up, what happened when you got dressed up,
got so pissed that you shaged a munter,
and wanted to nor your arm off rather than to wake them the morning after.
So come on speak up, what happened when you got dressed up,
got so pissed that you shaged a munter,
and wanted to nor your arm off rather than to wake them the morning after.
Beep boop. I'm a bot.
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Whats a munter?
Thats where Coyote Ugly the film got its name from,
Where you go to bed and wake up beside someone really ugly you just want to chew your own arm of to get out of there!
Anyway Zella didn't here your dirty sins confessed??
munter hunter = always pulls the mingers
yea i was 15 and my so called mates got my pissed out of my head on somthing and i ended up shagin this irsh guy on a table...the puked on him...
Sounds familiar :chin: :wave: ha ha
ergh, not that does sound embarassing, i havent got any stories to share-sorry!
AS long as your names not brendon your safe
Ah I think im ok so:p
Ye sugar I done something similar the summer-
One of the girls I was doing a project with for a few weeks came back to mine after the pub one night, strange working with her and her mates all week and everyone knowing about it!
Other times-hmm the guy who pulled out the knife he and his ex used on eachother in blood lust type stuff
I woke up in teh morni g and id come on, quite heavy
i really think i would cry *hug* thats worse than mine i think
*cringes*
Well, I had been drinking copius amounts of Vodka and Cranberry as well as Tequila, Aftershock, and Sambuca..Got in a taxi to go clubbing, but people sent me home - home; for the night; being Halls of Residence - and I bumped into Johnny who was a dead ringer for Lee from Blue. He was helping me throw up lots in the loo, so violently, that I broke his loo seat. Urrrgh, the vomit was sooo orangey red.
Yuck.
Anyhoo, he suggested I bunk up with him for the night. So I did. He tried it on but I was just too bloody pissed to have anything done, so we both just had a fumble and that was that. I woke up the next morning, and I was like..bluuuurgh! Need to get out of here! So I slinked off and walked through the City Centre, ill, covered in sick, minus my bra.
A few weeks later, I had a bloke and I went to the Student Union. Some bloke stopped me, RIGHT in front of the boyfriend and said - "Heeeeey! You're the drunk bird who shagged Johnny!"
Needless to say, I was a bit mortified. So, cue a sharp exit.
I've heard rumours, I was screaming like a pornstar, and people were banging at the wall, and shit. But I seriously can't remember for the life of me.
Worse thing is, I saw him last night when I was out with the bloke I really wanna get it on with. And Johnny, the one-night-stander, was pointing to us with his mate. Probably bragging. Urgh. Luckily, Scott didn't see. So, I'm still in for a boabying =D
The shame ;(
I remember my ex telling me his most embarrassing one night stand story where he realised he'd wet her bed so he told her "hey love I think you pissed your bed" cue him outta there and the poor girl feeling awful! I always made sure I went to his loo lots to ensure he cud never ever accuse me!
she had been out with this guy (he was a virgin before this fateful night) anyway they both got really really drunk, went back to his flat and she was sick everywhere,whilst he was making a fool of himself using the WORST lines ever (along the lines of 'like you top, would look better on my floor tho') anyways after she had been sick all over his bathroom she collapsed in his bed and basically offered it to him, anyways him being a virgin, he was 'aprehensive' he put on a condom (she said he was very small, not what she had expected either) and came withing 10 seconds, after feeling really embarrased for the guy she said 'oh well better be going home' before he got all panicky and phoned up nhs direct because he was paniking that he had gotten her pregnant
i sooo felt for her, horrible ordeal, he walked her to the train and everything and was following her like a lost puppy!!
The second time was IN work, but wasn't so good...after a quick shag, he said 'are you done yet?'. needless to say, that was the end of that!!! :rolleyes: :crazyeyes