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Cheer me up
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random randomness needed
entertain me or I'll break the boards ... jokes, websites, gossip, anything here please...
Dom, if you're reading this I'm actually working REALLY hard
Susie
entertain me or I'll break the boards ... jokes, websites, gossip, anything here please...
Dom, if you're reading this I'm actually working REALLY hard
Susie
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Although beware, they may show you a shoe box
Have you read hannah's househunting diary?
Women are like a box of Roses, the good ones are always gone, and the rest taste funny
Nearly went the other way, but i forced it
A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in,so she asked what kind of time he had.
"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."
"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life"
Funny for about 1 second :rolleyes:
website - you're right
house looks OK, i mean the walls, windows, door and roof all appear to be there
The lovely sylvia - Oh my, how true you are, I feel much better!
She was one of the people I featured in my uni dissertation ...
But then again good underwear does come under 'essentials' doesn't it ?
Go frolick in the snow? I'm sure there must be some slush left around there. And what's this Maddy was saying about Dom being a Big Cheese now? He can't *really* be important, can he?
Shocking. Suppose it saves time having to think up new sheep jokes.
So have you listened to the radio stuff yet? Approve?
Meany
You could always sit think of some cool competitions for board members only
*Thanks you muchly and downs it in one*
and oooooh exciting
*Pink Orange Green Blue,
*Cows in a field say Moo,
*Ducks say Quack and Pigs say Oink,
*And boys with bouncy balls boink!
#In a meadow far away,
#Was a priest who were gay,
#With a choirboy in the sun,
#Doing him up the bum