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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
At my school we have a carnation day near valentines where you send out carnations to boyfriends/girlfriends/friends. i was just wondering if anyone had any ideas for funny/sexy messages to write on them?! kind of to take the piss, nothing too serious.
also kind of struggling with something to write on the one to my boyfriend which should probably be a little more serious! i know i should write it myself but im not exactly the most poetic of people.
any ideas for either would be welcome!!!
Thanks x

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well for something funny or rude you could do the traditional 'roses are red...' blah blah. but with a different ending like: 'roses r red, violets r blue, dont be sad, frankenstein woz ugly too' or 'roses r red, violets r blue, i only sent u this card cuz i felt sorry 4 u' etc etc they r so simple and can be funny too....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well I've got a kinda crazy one,

    If I was a flower would you pick me?
    If I was a lolly would you lick me?
    If I was a sweet would you suck me?
    If I asked you nicely, would you fuck me?

    I know it's kinda bad but hey theres gotta b sum1 u can send it to <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">
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