gd chat ups

Former Member

rite duz ne 1 have ne decent cht up lines i cn use to help get this real fit builder to fall in love wiv me
vickey

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ok first off, dont use text speak - its annoying!
Second, Just be yourself. You dont need to use chat up lines to pull and most of the time they make you look stupid anyway.
Chance are this guy isnt going to fall in love with you after you've spouted a few chat up lines at him so try talking to him and just ask him out for a drink.

alternatively, flash a bit of leg, we love that!

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How old is the builder? You're only 16 yourself

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*is tempted to suggest bad chat-up lines just to save poor girl from fate of yucky builder*

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i was thinkin that, builders are normally old, but spose you do normally get the odd fit one, like the one at the school at the mo

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"Hey... Nice helmet"

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Nice (builders) bum!


Man, that was lame.:(

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Originally posted by TheCymruKid
Man, that was lame.:(

so is she for thinking someone will fall in love with her if she uses a chat up line :rolleyes:

especially a builder.

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thanx

hey thanx 4 them. nah hes not old hes bout 18-19 and rel fit and yeh u do get the odd goodlooking one nd he just hppens to b working round the back of my mates house. i actually do the hey nice builders bum aproach lol
.:*~ Vickey ~*:.

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When you speak to him remember to put vowels in your words. Otherwise he might think your a freak. Or foreign. Or a foreign freak.

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my A button dunt work very well it only works if i hit it witch i cant b fucked to do if im writin

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Originally posted by .:*~Vickey~*:.
my A button dunt work very well it only works if i hit it witch i cant b fucked to do if im writin

What about the 'e' or the ' button or the 'g' or the , button or just general spelling....Does that not work either?

Oh and the chat up like that Capacity gave is a sure fly winner in my books! Soooooo Gotta use it!

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Re: gd chat ups

Originally posted by .:*~Vickey~*:.
rite duz ne 1 have ne decent cht up lines i cn use to help get this real fit builder to fall in love wiv me
vickey

is it just me or is that like...

:rolleyes:

can't think of the right word, but I'm sure you catch my drift.

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He's male and a builder right?

"Wanna tussle in the hay?" or something to that effect should work fine

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Originally posted by TheShyBoyInTheCorner

"Wanna tussle in the hay?"

i dont get it lol.

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Originally posted by *TiNK*
i was thinkin that, builders are normally old, but spose you do normally get the odd fit one, like the one at the school at the mo

They only employ old manky builders at my school, for fear that the builders will distract us in lessons... yet they employ male teachers who are like 23...?? does that make any sense??!!

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Originally posted by .:*~Vickey~*:.
my A button dunt work very well it only works if i hit it witch i cant b fucked to do if im writin

and you spell 'good' 'gad' do you

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Originally posted by lucifer devil
and you spell 'good' 'gad' do you

fuck and i thought i was bad at writting,

and fallen in love with a builder you never spoken to just because he has a nice body..:rolleyes:

you know he'll proberlly be as thick as a plank and how can you love someone you never spoken to before or if you have you hardly speak to,

also chat up lines on guys hardly work:pbut you could proberlly use any shit chat up line and he'd still fall for it or get confused.

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i thought i'd re write it in something you can understand .:*~Vickey~*:.



fck nd i thou i was bd at ritin

nd faln in luv wiv a builder u nvr spken 2 nd just bc he as a nice body..:rolleyes:

u no he prob b as fick as a plank nd how can u luv some1 u nver spkin 2 b4 or if u hav you hardly speak 2,

also chat up lines on fit blders dun work:pbut u culd prob use any shite chat up line and he still fall for it or get confuzzled.

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i thought i'd re write it in something you can understand .:*~Vickey~*:.

Thats how your posts looked a few weeks ago.

Taking the piss is not your strong point, is it?

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You dont have to chat up builders just talk to them,
Trust me, working on a site all day with lots of blokes...

Something simple but not to strong-
Like hey hows it going ... looks like your working hard...
I lost my phne number, can I have yours?

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yeah i think if you seriously want to speak to him and not just shout comments about his bum and what not you should just say something chatty and friendly like 'you working hard?' or 'how you getting on?'

then you can flirt from there!

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Originally posted by Rude_boyz
you know he'll proberlly be as thick as a plank and how can you love someone you never spoken to before or if you have you hardly speak to

i think you're the retard. just because someone prefers to use his hands or do physical labour rather than study for 4years doesn't mean they're as "thick as a plank".

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Originally posted by Rude_boyz
fuck and i thought i was bad at writting,

Rude_boyz...I don't think it's her poor grammar skills, it's more she's just using txt language. Who in the right mind would spell 'don't' 'dunt'.

However, she did spell 'which' 'witch'.


But anyhow, sorry...her post wasn't about that.