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BillieTheBot
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Boy racers make me laugh so much. They waste all their money on extras for their cars when they could just buy a decent car.
I was at some traffic lights yesterday when I heard "thump thump thump thump" from behind. Looked to my left and a fucking battered J-Reg Citroen pulled up next to me, complete with "phat" exhaust, blue lights and alloy wheels, with the obligatory 4 occupants wearing burberry caps inside all looking at me.
The driver then started revving his engine at me, but unlike a race car it sounded like a lawnmower.
The lights changed to green, and you should have seen this guys determination.....
I pissed all over the bastard and left him standing without doing anything different to what i normally do at lights.
Boy racers and townies, 1 rule.
A 1.1 litre J-Reg saloon CANNOT beat a 1.4 W-Reg hatchback in a race
I was at some traffic lights yesterday when I heard "thump thump thump thump" from behind. Looked to my left and a fucking battered J-Reg Citroen pulled up next to me, complete with "phat" exhaust, blue lights and alloy wheels, with the obligatory 4 occupants wearing burberry caps inside all looking at me.
The driver then started revving his engine at me, but unlike a race car it sounded like a lawnmower.
The lights changed to green, and you should have seen this guys determination.....
I pissed all over the bastard and left him standing without doing anything different to what i normally do at lights.
Boy racers and townies, 1 rule.
A 1.1 litre J-Reg saloon CANNOT beat a 1.4 W-Reg hatchback in a race
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Own the lot of you.
Heh. Couldn't argue with that, but Caterhams are just glorified go-karts. My 3.0 is an Audi A6 quattro, a big ass station wagon. Not mine, per se, but we ignore that fact.
(Incidentally, if we're talking about dream cars, the Porsche Carrera GT figures highly. Whilst no match for your Matchbox-with-an-engine off the lights, it does at least have the virtue of having a roof.)
*swoons*
Caterham: £30,000 (if you do the full works with all the special little bits and pieces, i know someone who built one for £11,000)
Also, if we are going to go into supercars, id take a host before the caterham. F50, Zonda, etc etc
Stop being rational. Takes all the fun out of it.
yes. Such a shame your oh so pointless existence will end being wrapped around a tree. Oh well. Do try not to take anyone else out with you, won't you. There's a good chap.
:crazyeyes
Well personly i cant drive but the people in my family who can would own you,
Sister and sisters bf - subaru impreza 2.0L TURBO flat four and a Astra GTE cabrolete 1.8 4inline 16V
sisters bf brother - 2.0L astra GTE 16V
brother - Mg ZR 1.8 16V
All these cars have been modded,
so not all boy racers have crap cars:rolleyes:
oh if were talking bout porsche i would love an old 356b
or a 944 and old spider
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My lime green Vauxhall Nova with a calibra 2.0 Turbo engine conversion, jap bodykit, green led washer jets & green neon's will piss on any of your cars.
.:Crispy:.
when i pull up behind a nova with a fat pipe and trimmings i wonder what kind of message the occupant thinks he's sending.
i'm a nob head comes to my mind.
what realy pisses me off is those rear window stickers ...'NO FEAR'. what the fuck is all that about? if i jump out and threaten them with my ever ready rounders bat ...i'll put money on it i could make them remove the sticker there and then.
no fear my arse.
What so you wouldnt want to own an impreza?
there LOVELY:) and a 2.0L turbo impreza is faster than a Audi A6:rolleyes:
i feel kinda smug when a person in an expensive car pulls up next to me. the feeling of 'my car cost less than my computer, and it still gets me everywhere i want to go, albeit a lot more slowly'. but i don't need to rush. i don't want to give myself a coronary.
and it really tickles me when people try to race me at lights. like they've failed to notice what i'm driving. my car's engine is 954 cc. if it were any smaller it'd be a moped. and it has all the acceleration of a ride-on lawnmower. yes, you are going to pull away from the lights quicker. congratulations.
my brother races people like this. he's such a cock. and guess who in the family has 9 points on their license. i'll give you a clue. it isn't me.
i've also owned a few beetles ...great character and fun.
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i'd LOVE a beetle. or an old school mini. they'd be just the right size for me too.
I saw a lass putting lipstic on while she's driving, then pissing with her hair then on her phone......divvy mare eh !!!
My nice comfortable Audi would have problems with the Impreza, but that's okay, because I'd still be sitting in an Audi. I'd probably just turn the seat-heating up a notch.
Astra? Cabriolet? 1.8? As you wish.
Which part of the cars have been modded? Adding a spoiler wont make it go faster. In fact, it just adds wind resistance. None of these cars go fast enough to create enough down-force to warrant having a spoiler on there in the first place. Tinted windows? Again, believe it or not, it wont make the car go faster. It just makes the lamp post they're heading for appear too late to do anything about. Exhausts? Whoopee doo dah. It just makes a car seem like it's missing its muffler.
Sorry boyo, but I can defend my dear car on pretty much any grounds you want. What it lacks in performance (not much there), it makes up in style, comfort and engineering. It may only be mine to drive, but I'll drive with pride.
Of course, I'd still trade it for an RS6...
no no no..not just spoilers or tinted windows..how about air filters inter cooler and turbo upgrades. got a whole racing system not just a loud muffler,
parts enclude a
- Hk turbo timer type 0
- TurboXS Dual Controller
- ACT Clutch Kit
- Fidanza Flywheel
- Webcam Camshafts
- Perf Cat-Back
- Walbro 255lph Fuel Pump
- K&N Filtercharger
- K&N Typhoon Intake
- Perf FMIC
- IHI VF-22 (the turbo)
- In-Line Oil Filter
So no it isnt some shitty boy racer car with a spoiler and loud muffler:rolleyes:
What about a 1.8T Audi TT Coupe?
TT=BHP=180 TOP MPH=140 0-60=7.3
A6=BHP=216 TOP MPH=148 0-60=7.6
Only beats it on 0-60 but not bad for something with 8MPH less & 36BHP less aswell.
It is one of these beasties:
.:Crispy:.