Quotes :)

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Some come on add a quote

This came to my head when i saw a new users name on thesite

Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

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NinjaMaster says

It's way too early to be trying to think up smart arse quotes

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dont eat the yellow snow.

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Just when you think you had total control, you really only lost your sanity.

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Assumption - Making an ASS out of U and ME.

Go by that and you'll be fine!

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Theres always the backseat.

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if you go to bed with a sex problem on your mind, you'll wake up with a solution in hand

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FUCK OUT!

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Originally posted by molo
FUCK OUT!

Er!!! dont you mean off.. or does fuck out make sence

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i meant what i typed.

FUCK OUT! yeaaaaaaaaah.

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Originally posted by molo
i meant what i typed.

FUCK OUT! yeaaaaaaaaah.

Yo man.. chill out

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you don`t miss your water `till your well runs dry.

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hehe nice one rainbow brite i like it

"Truth is like a knife, it allways cuts deep"

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Originally posted by rainbow brite
you don`t miss your water `till your well runs dry.

aaaah craig david

'rude boys is a twat' by me

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Neds are like shit in a field i.e everywhere.

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Have no fear of perfection -- you'll never reach it.

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Originally posted by Char_Baby
aaaah craig david

Is it?
I got it from a Taj Mahal song.

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The 2 in me autosig

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Originally posted by Rocks
Assumption - Making an ASS out of U and ME.

Go by that and you'll be fine!

slight correction here ...
to ASSUME is to make an ASS of U and ME!

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Originally posted by morrocan roll
slight correction here ...
to ASSUME is to make an ASS of U and ME!

I was going to say... but I thought it would be just too pedantic!

I like, "Nothing straight could ever come from the crooked timber that is the Human Race" - Immanuel Kant
and, "We never had any Wise Men, because my mother didn't believe there are any wise men" - Jeanette Winterson (I think I paraphrased this)

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"you scumbag, you maggot! you cheep lowsey faggot! happy christmas you arsehole thank god its our last!"

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Originally posted by morrocan roll
slight correction here ...
to ASSUME is to make an ASS of U and ME!

Hmm... yeah... I think i was getting confused with "Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups"

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I like Arthur Schopenhaeur:

Life is like a game of cards; destiny deals you a hand, but it's up to you to play it.

Or

Compassion is the basis of all morality.

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my favourite is ...'fuck 'em all'.

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Originally posted by Zella
"you scumbag, you maggot! you cheep lowsey faggot! happy christmas you arsehole thank god its our last!"

\o/ best xmas song ever

"Fuck it all and fuckin' no regrets" - James Hetfield

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you can't spell 'environmentalist' without 'mental'.

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`time to repress another memory`
bart simpson

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You can please - All Of The People Some Of The Time; Some Of The People All Of The Time; BUT, You Can Never Please All OfThe People All The Time.

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Originally posted by rainbow brite
You can please - All Of The People Some Of The Time; Some Of The People All Of The Time; BUT, You Can Never Please All OfThe People All The Time.

that simple statement explains to me why the world is in such a mess!

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'You love the attention, its proof you're alive'
Chino Moreno

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Is this just quotes that people said, or can we quote films as well? Well while I'm here I might as well quote a few otherwise it'd be a bit of a pointless post.

"Don't worry if you feel ashamed / It's been around for years / And thousands more that can't be named / Are interested in rears / Don't worry about hell / No harm will come to your soul / We're not a Pentecostal / And everybody's got an asshole / SODOMY!!!"
"Trevor..."
"Yeah boss?"
"I want that fudge packer eliminated."

- Meet the Feebles, truely on of the greatest (and most fucked up) films ever made. Best described as the 'Muppets on acid'. By Peter Jackson, director of Braindead. Bad Taste and Lord of the Rings (sell out ).

"I've heard better singing from a mongoose with throat cancer."

- Meet the Feebles

"Heidi! You've been overeating again haven't you?"
"Uh, no I haven't."
"Then tell me why there is black forest cherry cake in your cleavage!"

- Meet the Feebles

"Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys."

- Braindead

"Your mother ate my dog!"
"Well, not all of it."

- Braindead

"Tray, I don't want you hangin' out in the streets. I want you to finish school, 'cause without an education the only kind of work you're gonna get is sellin' drugs, pimpin' women, or workin' security for Eddie Murphy."

- Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

"So will I see you again?"
"Sorry baby, you know there ain't no positive black females in these movies."

- Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

"I'm just tryin' to do to white girls what the white man's been doin' to us for 400 years."
"Yeah, what's that?"
"Fuck 'em."

- Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood


All three films are up there among my favourites, probably won't mean much unless you've seen them. If you ain't, take a trip to Blockbusters or somethin'.