The lie detector tes

Former Member

If you could put anyone on it and ask them 10 questions, what would it be and who would you ask? Im still having a little think about that mine

Former Member

thats a very hard question. cant really answer specifically but either:

• Someone personal - do you fancy me, did you ever etc etc I'm a nosy bugger sometimes!
• Someone political - did you do this when what? ie: tony blair = did you make secret agreements with mr. bush etc etc

Former Member

Originally posted by TheShyBoyInTheCorner
thats a very hard question. cant really answer specifically but either:

• Someone personal - do you fancy me, did you ever etc etc I'm a nosy bugger sometimes!
• Someone political - did you do this when what? ie: tony blair = did you make secret agreements with mr. bush etc etc

Cop out! Pick someone and I want 10 questions!!

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Originally posted by VinylVicky
Cop out! Pick someone and I want 10 questions!!

fine!

The Queen

1.Do you think you're better than ordinary people?
2.Do you think that normal people are a bit... *scruffy*?
3.Do you like being plastered onto every bit of currency in the UK?
4.Do you cry at Armeggedon?
5.Do you think Jonny Wilkinson is fit?
6.Do you get upset/annoyed that everything you do (to an extent) has to be correographed and planned?
7.Do you like being Queen?
8.Have you ever gave Harry a clout round the ears for being a plonker?
9.Do you like George Bush?
10.And in true British tradition; don't you just love a fish and chips in the paper in front of the tv?

Sigh. That was harder than I thought

Former Member

id put this lying cow i know on it

why do you lie?
why do u have to be the centre of attention?
do u realise some of the things you say upset people a lot?
why do u blame absolutely everything on everyone else?
do u realise your ugly?
do u realise no-one likes you?
why the fuck did you shag **** to get one over on me?
do u realise youve claimed to be pregnant three times and evreytime a different father and everytime no proof?
do u know how much everyone hates you, and even the people who you say are your friends are actually not?
when would be a convienet time for me to kill you?

but then again the lie detector would blow up several times, knowing her track record


oh and one more

do u know that every guy you have ever slept with has cared so little about you, they just know for a fact your easy?

Former Member

i would ask thsi guy whether they would ever consider going out with me
and why the HELL hes still not over his last gf
*kick*
actually I;d ask better questions
to other people
there's this guy everyone thinks lies....
I'd ask him all these questions about hsi supposed 'spying'
and oh Id have to ask this guy just wtf he did all that stuff etc etc
yeah i want to ask onlya few quetsions to a lot fo people.....
but I don't believe those things work anhow.

Former Member

the pope.
all the bishops in the world.
and that beckyboo ...she works for 'em!

Former Member

That girl with the funny coloured hair.

Why is your voice so high?
Why do I like you so much?
How can your parents separate when your dad is in the Army, and hardly ever in the country?
Is the admiration or lust?
Why do couples being soppy make me vomit, when my wanting to be with you is in itself very soppy?
Do you think this is a stupid little crush like those things Richard has all the time ( even though you don't know Richard)
Why did you say you wanted me dead?
Was I really that insensitive?
Do I really have to ask 10 questions?
Is this question just filler?

Former Member

I'd either test someone political ,Bush or Blair or just someone i know. I'd benifit more from the world leader thing probably. I dont want to know what my friends think of me!!!