the xmas emails are coming in.paste and copy job.

Former Member

> > >
> > >A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.
> > The parrot had a bad
> > >attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word
> > out of the bird's
> > >mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
> > John tried and tried
> > >to change the bird's attitude by consistently
> > saying only polite words,
> > >playing soft music and anything else he could think
> > of to "clean up" the
> > >bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he
> > yelled at the parrot.
> > >
> > >The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and
> > the parrot got angrier
> > >and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up
> > his hand, grabbed the
> > >bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes
> > the parrot squawked
> > >and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was
> > total quiet. Not a peep
> > >was heard for over a minute.
> > >
> > >Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly
> > opened the door to the
> > >freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's
> > outstretched arms and
> > >said "I believe I may have offended you with my
> > rude language and
> > >actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my
> > inappropriate transgressions
> > >and I fully intend to do everything I can to
> > correct my rude and
> > >unforgivable behavior."
> > >
> > >John was stunned at the change in the bird's
> > attitude. As he was about
> > >to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic
> > change in his behavior,
> > >the bird continued,
> > >
> > >"May I ask what the turkey did?"
> > >
>

Former Member

Re: the xmas emails are coming in.paste and copy job.

Originally posted by morrocan roll
> > >
> > >A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.
> > The parrot had a bad
> > >attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word
> > out of the bird's
> > >mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
> > John tried and tried
> > >to change the bird's attitude by consistently
> > saying only polite words,
> > >playing soft music and anything else he could think
> > of to "clean up" the
> > >bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he
> > yelled at the parrot.
> > >
> > >The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and
> > the parrot got angrier
> > >and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up
> > his hand, grabbed the
> > >bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes
> > the parrot squawked
> > >and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was
> > total quiet. Not a peep
> > >was heard for over a minute.
> > >
> > >Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly
> > opened the door to the
> > >freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's
> > outstretched arms and
> > >said "I believe I may have offended you with my
> > rude language and
> > >actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my
> > inappropriate transgressions
> > >and I fully intend to do everything I can to
> > correct my rude and
> > >unforgivable behavior."
> > >
> > >John was stunned at the change in the bird's
> > attitude. As he was about
> > >to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic
> > change in his behavior,
> > >the bird continued,
> > >
> > >"May I ask what the turkey did?"
> > >
>