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Animals what knack you.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Yeah whats the hardest animal, the one you really wouldn't like to get into a fight with? And why?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Penguin... Dont ask
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Geese!! *shivers*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    goats, one butted me in the fingers when i was at a petting zoo when i was like 2
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A polar bear. Bear hug.. *shrug*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Large spiders or snakes! :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Chickens because they are well hard an one pecked my todger once. :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Badgers.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    Chickens because they are well hard an one pecked my todger once. :(

    Why did you have your todger out around chickens?! :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'Cause when I was a very samll boy I tried to wee on ones head.


    Goats look evil! They are the spawn of satin I tell you! Off with it's head.... !
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    'Cause when I was a very samll boy I tried to wee on ones head.

    :lol:

    Not the answer I was expecting!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a draught horse.

    you do not want to go picking a fight with an animal that big. trust me. one stood on my toes once and i nearly passed out.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not the answer I was expecting!

    You dirty little perv I know what you were thinking. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I used to have goats...one of them used to chase me around the garden on its hind legs :(

    Errrm...I wouldnt like to get in a fight with a Hippo :no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Snakes, spiders, or any kind of wild bear. Scare the shit out of me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Alsatians. Shits. Why try and sever (sp) a little boy's hand and make him fear dogs of all sizes for life. Little shit. The owners put it down because it later contracted doggie cancer. Little shit. *evil laughter* I hope there is a doggie hell! *evil laughter*

    So yes, alsatians.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rhinocerous', they kick so much ass its beyond contemplation.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wolverine... shiiiiit look at those claws :nervous:

    wolverine.jpg

    Or an angry wolf...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by curiouslad
    Large spiders or snakes! :(

    :yes: i agree!! :( :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can't remember their name, but the one animal I wouldn't want to mess with is a little tiny fish that lives in some tropical rivers in the Amazon basin. It can swim up, and lodge itself, in your penis. :crazyeyes: Now that's one animal I wouldn't want to mess with!

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Young and sexy
    I used to have goats...one of them used to chase me around the garden on its hind legs :(

    Errrm...I wouldnt like to get in a fight with a Hippo :no:


    Don't Goat smell really bad?

    I tried Goats milk a few times from the supermarket which is supposed to be good for you but it smells so bad I can't stand to drink much!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A hippo. Those things are evil. Don't ask why I followed some hippo tracks into long grass whilst pissed over the summer, though. :crazyeyes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm with a variation of captin slog -
    The honey badger is the most feirce animal in the world and will never back down from a fight. It's skin is so loose that if it is grabbed by the scruff of the neck it can still bite you, also it attacks killer bee hives for their honey, now that thing has big balls of steel.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A shark, the ultimate killing machine
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    A shark, the ultimate killing machine

    :no:

    A ninja. That's the ultimate killing machine. Especially angry one's cause his PM ain't being answered. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A kitten...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bears... they scare the hell out of me, i won't even go to places where bears might even think of traveling.

    And my roomates bird because its a vicious annoying anti social bitch. though I would like to see it set free :mad::mad::mad::mad:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And my roomates bird because its a vicious annoying anti social bitch
    You know how animals are like their owners? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheKingOfGlasgow
    You know how animals are like their owners? :p

    don't remind me dude :mad::mad::mad: :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That was a bit of a shot in the dark tbh, but it's a good bet that most people don't actually like their roomie...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheKingOfGlasgow
    That was a bit of a shot in the dark tbh, but it's a good bet that most people don't actually like their roomie...


    would you believe it if i said shes my best friend for the past 2 years? :p





    and just so i dont get yelled at for going off topic, i also wouldn't want to be confronted by an angry hungry.... anything big with teeth.
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