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Former Member
Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in General Chat
For the protection of the general public I thought I'd bring the following information to your attention. There is a drink, often labelled as a "shooter" known by it's street name as a FLATLINER.
Early reports from last nights patchy memory indicate that it contains tequila, sambuca and tabasco sauce. Consuming said beverage will therefore result in becoming dangerously intoxicated. This may well make you behave in a strange manner, such as approaching women way out of your league and "impressing" them with witty anicdotes about their clothes. You may also feel the need to vomit on your own shoes.
However, the real danger will not strike until the following morning. The sheer awe of the hangover you are left with is frightening enough, but the fact that I look like a zombie with severe learning difficulties this morning should be warning to you all.
Avoid these FLATLINERS like the plague, drinking them is not big, nor clever. I will be writting directly to my local MP about this problem, and believe me, it will be worded strongly.
Anybody who sees such a drink, or is offered one by a stranger, should immediately report it to an authority figure such as a teacher or parent.
That is all.
Early reports from last nights patchy memory indicate that it contains tequila, sambuca and tabasco sauce. Consuming said beverage will therefore result in becoming dangerously intoxicated. This may well make you behave in a strange manner, such as approaching women way out of your league and "impressing" them with witty anicdotes about their clothes. You may also feel the need to vomit on your own shoes.
However, the real danger will not strike until the following morning. The sheer awe of the hangover you are left with is frightening enough, but the fact that I look like a zombie with severe learning difficulties this morning should be warning to you all.
Avoid these FLATLINERS like the plague, drinking them is not big, nor clever. I will be writting directly to my local MP about this problem, and believe me, it will be worded strongly.
Anybody who sees such a drink, or is offered one by a stranger, should immediately report it to an authority figure such as a teacher or parent.
That is all.
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/me thinks I should lay off that then.