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Tan's profoundities

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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" you can take a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead"

"he who laughs last, thinks slowest"

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Tan's profoundities
    Originally posted by Tanman
    " you can take a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead"

    Technically, a pencil is usually graphite.

    I'll get my coat.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I post therefore i'm bored

    *Tumbleweed*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What do President Bush and an Ostrich have in common?

    They can both stick their bills up their arse.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol i duno if thats funny, or im just so bored of college
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Tan's profoundities
    Originally posted by Tanman


    "he who laughs last, thinks slowest"



    wait for it...



    wait for it...



    got it! :lol:



    oh god *hangs head in shame* somebody just shoot me now before i hurt somebody.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You all heard of the saying

    The squeaky wheel gets oiled (Meaning something like if you moan about things they'll get done)

    NinjaMaster says

    The squeaky wheel will get replaced with a brand new non-rusty-squeaking wheel.

    Pays to keep your head down sometimes. :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by NinjaMaster
    You all heard of the saying

    The squeaky wheel gets oiled (Meaning something like if you moan about things they'll get done)

    NinjaMaster says

    The squeaky wheel will get replaced with a brand new non-rusty-squeaking wheel.

    Pays to keep your head down sometimes. :yes:

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zella says: I like big butts i can not lie,
    You other brothers cant deney,
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung!!

    *shakes bootty*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Tanman
    a wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey

    True.:yes: :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    if a tree falls in the woods, and noones around to hear it, do the other trees point and laugh?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    At the end of the day, it's night
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by NinjaMaster
    You all heard of the saying

    The squeaky wheel gets oiled (Meaning something like if you moan about things they'll get done)

    NinjaMaster says

    The squeaky wheel will get replaced with a brand new non-rusty-squeaking wheel.

    Pays to keep your head down sometimes. :yes:


    see he made it up himself. i like him the most.
    learn!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    whats the difference between america and a slice of bread?

    give the bread a hundred years and it will grow a culture
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