Uggh why?? (for men)

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have u ever wanked thinking about an ugly girl and then once you cum you just think Why the fuck did i wank with her in my mind

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Lol, yeah.

I've got one of them in my wank bank. Best thing to just keep it to yourself mate:p

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maybe the spiritual being within you is responding to the beauty it sees within

maybe the animal within you is responding to those wide child bearing hips

maybe the coward within you is thinking maybe this one is more desparate than me

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lol It's annoying when that happens. You're going through thoughts of your girlfriend, ex'es, friends girlfriends, girls at work, friend's sisters, girls you've chatted up, girls you've seen out and about. The fantasy's going well, then suddenly, out of nowhere, comes an image of an ugly, fat, or ugly and fat, girl, you shoot your load, and then wonder - "What the hell did I think of her for?" Then start to wonder if there's something wrong with you. Thankfully thoughts and images like that are a rare occourance. Mind you, when it happens, it feels like I've somehow cheated myself out of a good wank and orgasm. As if it's been wasted somehow. I mean, if you're masturbating, then it's fantasy, and you should be imagining doing all sorts of disgusting, depraved, and possibly illegal things with gorgeous girls. Shouldn't you?

Mr_Wobble

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Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
lol It's annoying when that happens. You're going through thoughts of your girlfriend, ex'es, friends girlfriends, girls at work, friend's sisters, girls you've chatted up, girls you've seen out and about. The fantasy's going well, then suddenly, out of nowhere, comes an image of an ugly, fat, or ugly and fat, girl, you shoot your load, and then wonder - "What the hell did I think of her for?" Then start to wonder if there's something wrong with you. Thankfully thoughts and images like that are a rare occourance. Mind you, when it happens, it feels like I've somehow cheated myself out of a good wank and orgasm. As if it's been wasted somehow. I mean, if you're masturbating, then it's fantasy, and you should be imagining doing all sorts of disgusting, depraved, and possibly illegal things with gorgeous girls. Shouldn't you?

Mr_Wobble

lol i had to laugh reading that...... but the worst thing is its true lol!

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Yes but from my perspective

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Thankfully I don't masturbate so have never had the misfortune

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Originally posted by NinjaMaster
Thankfully I don't masturbate so have never had the misfortune

:eek: :eek:
LIES!!! ALL LIES!!

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Re: Uggh why?? (for men)

Originally posted by turlough
have u ever wanked thinking about an ugly girl and then once you cum you just think Why the fuck did i wank with her in my mind

I think no would be the best answer to this, and I find it such a strange q!

I only have top class wanks- im much too classy to think about ugly birds mmm

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Stay focused and don't let you're mind wander.

Learn how to control you're light sabre young padawan.

I only have top class wanks- im much too classy to think about ugly birds mmm

Mmm, Angelina Jolie! :eek:

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Re: Re: Uggh why?? (for men)

Originally posted by Docter Lurve

I only have top class wanks- im much too classy to think about ugly birds

*coughs* big head.

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rule to live by, guys are either wankers or lying wankers!

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Re: Re: Re: Uggh why?? (for men)

Originally posted by *TiNK*
*coughs* big head.

Now you mention it.... it is has a quite a big one :yes:

rule to live by, guys are either wankers or lying wankers!

Thats true in most cases... literally too!

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have u ever wanked thinking about an ugly girl and then once you cum you just think Why the fuck did i wank with her in my mind

LOL . Yeah I have. For some reason I just can't have a wank and think about shagin' my bird or a nice looking girl.

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Originally posted by NinjaMaster
Thankfully I don't masturbate so have never had the misfortune

NinjaMaster, there are two types of people in this world...

W*nkers and liars!

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yeah i have (but bout an ugly guy) then you see them and ure like 'ew'