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Childrens science exam answers....
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Childrens science exam answeres. These are real answers given by kids.....
1. Name the four seasons,
Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
2. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made to drink.
Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
3. How is dew formed?
The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
4. How can u delay milk going sour?
keep it in the cow.
5. What causes the tides in the oceans?
The tides are fights between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, becuase there is no water in the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.
6. What are steroids?
Things for keeping carpets stil on stairs.
7. What happens to your body as you age?
When you get old, so do your bowels and you get interconential.
8. What happens when a boy reaches puberty?
He says good bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
9. Name a major disease associated with cigarretes.
Premature death.
10. What is artificial insemination?
When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
11. How are the main parts of the body catagorised?(eg abodomen)
The body is consisted into three parts-the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain;the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, U.
12. What is the fibula?
a small lie.
13. Whar does "varicose" mean?
Nearby.
14. Give the meaning of the term "caesarian section"
The caesarian section is a district in rome.
15. What does the word "benign" mean?
Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
:yeees:
:rolleyes:
1. Name the four seasons,
Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
2. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made to drink.
Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
3. How is dew formed?
The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
4. How can u delay milk going sour?
keep it in the cow.
5. What causes the tides in the oceans?
The tides are fights between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, becuase there is no water in the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.
6. What are steroids?
Things for keeping carpets stil on stairs.
7. What happens to your body as you age?
When you get old, so do your bowels and you get interconential.
8. What happens when a boy reaches puberty?
He says good bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
9. Name a major disease associated with cigarretes.
Premature death.
10. What is artificial insemination?
When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
11. How are the main parts of the body catagorised?(eg abodomen)
The body is consisted into three parts-the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain;the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, U.
12. What is the fibula?
a small lie.
13. Whar does "varicose" mean?
Nearby.
14. Give the meaning of the term "caesarian section"
The caesarian section is a district in rome.
15. What does the word "benign" mean?
Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
:yeees:
:rolleyes:
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