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Dirty text messages

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
So who has some good dirty messages?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I do but you ain't getting to know what they are :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Docter Lurve
    So who has some good dirty messages?

    I do.

    Make your questions more relevant in future :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why doesn't anybody send me dirty text messages. :(
    Oh, hang on, that's because nobody wants my phone number in the first place. :crying:

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
    Why doesn't anybody send me dirty text messages. :(
    Oh, hang on, that's because nobody wants my phone number in the first place. :crying:

    Mr_Wobble ;)

    awww poor u! x

    i have some good dirty msgs, but no one else can see em :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I did have some ages back, but theyve gone now :nods:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *TiNK*
    i have some good dirty msgs, but no one else can see em :p
    Well, I could if you just send them to me. And my number is....... Hang on! I'm not falling for that one so easily! :D

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not dirty, no. Actually, thinking about it. I have. Oh dear god. Yes. :(

    But I'm ashamed of them.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah i think i have a couple knocking around somewhere.... i got one yesterday from a girl im sorta with at the mo...

    and i have a couple knocking about on my phone from people from this site too...... some of em are quite old though but there too dirty to just throw away.......esp when your phone can hold about 300 texts lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so..no one's actually going to say what they are..:confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lucifer devil
    so..no one's actually going to say what they are..:confused:

    sorry but your all a bunch of whores who replyed to this thread and didnt give any dirty messages

    i dont have any either tbh :p but i just wanted to point out the above point and id rather no-one posted about the irony in my post

    ta
    xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sorry maybe should of posted one or two myself first,

    Sex is evil,
    Sex is class,
    Whip me baby,
    Spank my ass,
    69er
    Doggy style
    Fuck me baby
    Make me smile,
    So if ya want me in the sack
    Lick your lips and text me back!

    So cmon folks get em rolling!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
    Why doesn't anybody send me dirty text messages. :(
    Oh, hang on, that's because nobody wants my phone number in the first place. :crying:

    Mr_Wobble ;)

    Aww I want ya number hun...but only cos I might be coming to Hull shortly hehe!

    But as for dirty texts...I used to have...then changed phone and lost em all :( Someone send me some more please.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kazbo. Let me know when the time gets closer. :)

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I live near Hull :)

    I'm not trying to say anything there Mr Wobble, just thought I'd say
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
    Kazbo. Let me know when the time gets closer. :)

    Mr_Wobble ;)

    Wll do hun...at the mo we planning on being up before Xmas but ya know what me and him are like does it ever happen :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    meh, no...don't go.

    you'll regret it

    i'm sure there's much nicer places than 'ull.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lucifer devil
    I live near Hull :)

    I'm not trying to say anything there Mr Wobble, just thought I'd say
    Well, if you're over this way, shopping, or a night out, then don't forget to say Hi! :)

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kazbo
    Wll do hun...at the mo we planning on being up before Xmas but ya know what me and him are like does it ever happen :lol:
    So, see you if you're up this way next year perhaps? :lol: One day you may find out what I look like. But only by meeting me. :)

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lucifer devil
    meh, no...don't go.

    you'll regret it

    i'm sure there's much nicer places than 'ull.

    Yeah but one of my fellas best mates lives in Hull.
    Priginally posted by Mr_Wobble
    So, see you if you're up this way next year perhaps? One day you may find out what I look like. But only by meeting me.

    Mr_Wobble

    But if I gona meet ya need a pic first so I know it's you that I'm really meeting up with :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i have some friends at hull uni :)

    i was gonna go stay with one particular male friend who's there...but that kinda went wrong :impissed: :no:

    i live on the other side of the humber, nearer the wash ish :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sing a song of oral sex
    Arses full of cum, forced up the bum
    when the orgy's over
    yr bum begins to sting
    wasnt it a bad idea to take it up the ring?!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    Sing a song of oral sex
    Arses full of cum, forced up the bum
    when the orgy's over
    yr bum begins to sting
    wasnt it a bad idea to take it up the ring?!

    At least someone else still has dirty texts!

    NO better women either
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ermm i got this one....

    sex is like a maths test,
    me plus you,
    add the bed,
    subtract the clothes,
    divide the legs,
    multiply the orgasims..... fancy a maths test?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dirty Text Messages

    I know lots of dirty text messages but I haven't got anyone to send them to! :crying: *sob sob* hehe
    Lee, Gravesend Kent
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A peach is a peach,
    a plum is a plum,
    A kiss aint a kiss with out any tongue.
    so open your mouth,
    close your eyes,
    and give your tongue some exersise
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mummy where do new babies come from?
    Well, your dad makes whatsc called sperm and puts it inside me.
    Do you swallow it, Mum?
    No, thats if you want a new dress
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kazbo
    But if I gona meet ya need a pic first so I know it's you that I'm really meeting up with :p
    lol Bog off! I'm not falling for that one! And I'm not sending you a picture. :D
    Ok, so lets say you did come over here, and we did meet up. Now, I know what you look like anyway, and I can describe myself to you well enough to know it's not anybody else who turns up. And anyway, who else would you expect to turn up, if not me? :confused:

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
    lol Bog off! I'm not falling for that one! And I'm not sending you a picture. :D
    Ok, so lets say you did come over here, and we did meet up. Now, I know what you look like anyway, and I can describe myself to you well enough to know it's not anybody else who turns up. And anyway, who else would you expect to turn up, if not me? :confused:

    Mr_Wobble ;)

    Grrrr....nowt gets passed you does it. :mad:
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