forwarding emails

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I am always bored at work, so can u lot out there send me funny, rude emails. Nothing lame, like chain letters, or pictures of animals in cute clothes.

Thanx

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That is just plain wrong.

Former Member

Originally posted by rachie004
THE NURSING HOME POLICE

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around
the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum
speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other
residents tolerated her, and some of them actually joined in.

One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky
Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he shouted in a
firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"

Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held
it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold
popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"

Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up
to him. Harold nodded and said "Carry on, ma'am."

As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig
stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizable erection in his
hand.

"Oh, good grief," said Ethel, "Not the breathalyser again!"

LOL

Former Member

Originally posted by MySuffice21
LOL

Seconded.