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Spit or swallow
Former Member
Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Talk about frustration. The nightly ritual of making sure the dog has swallowed its medicine, I mean. 25p a shot is not funny when half of them end up in the shagpile rug. 
Anyway, now I have your attention, HELP! I am so, so bored.
The weathers lousy, the babys due in 3 weeks, I don`t want to venture far from home and I`m too fat to do much housework now! I`m here in the company of an 18 month old and Robert Kilroy Silk. Help me!!
Anyway, now I have your attention, HELP! I am so, so bored.
The weathers lousy, the babys due in 3 weeks, I don`t want to venture far from home and I`m too fat to do much housework now! I`m here in the company of an 18 month old and Robert Kilroy Silk. Help me!! 0
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Kilroy's at your house?
Try and peel his fake tan off :yes:
I think he`s been spray painted. It better not rub off on the furniture, that`s all I can say.
If you're bored you can watch
We Are Robots
Weebl and Bob
White Bread Blues
i shall think of more in time.
I can highly recommend watching we are robots.
I shall indulge in a couple of sausage and bacon sarnies in a mo.
Ooh, protein overload!
Anything interesting been happening while I`ve not been around much?
I had sausage, bacon and egg rolls yesterday
Not much of note has been happening. Usual stuff really.
Bitchfights?
YES
That's it. And then a few people left.
And a few people stayed.
People got banned.
And I overused the words "moron" and "muppet".
Mundane. :yes:
nowt interesting here..Bitch fights..ppl having go at me..Nowt new
Business as usual then.
Rude boyz, you must be the new thesite whipping boy then. Shy boy must be so glad!
oh noo
we still get shyboy;p
You can whip me anytime;)
Is the wrong answer.
Specially seeing as I`m probably old enough to be his mother. :impissed:
Age is just a number:D:p
You don`t know me from Adam and besides, I have no desire whatsoever to be whipping adolescents with rampant hormones. I think you should try to keep them under control a bit!
I recommend a cold shower young man.
Hehe yet again Rude_boyz is soundly put in his rightful place.
I don't really cook babies.
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*closes the door on the way out*
:wave:
:wave: At least you did it with a smile
hehe..i twas joking
Who is Adam???????????????
anyway yeah...im knackard now plus me just trying have a laugh, dont take things to seriously
Errr, hun, Miffy seems to be one of the more lighthearted people on thesite over stuff.
But really, you're so pervy in so many of your posts to girls. :eek2: It's creepy.
You. Need. To. Stop.
Now.
Retard.
Well im sorry...:( i just like having a joke N a laugh...
Well. I`ll admit there was an element of tongue in cheek about my reply. I don`t really go around calling people young man and stuff.
BUT, from what I have read (something about meets) and what people have said in this thread you REALLY do need to tone it down a bit. No - a lot! Females do not LIKE being letched at, so it`s not exactly going to win friends and influence people, is it? They really don`t see it as a joke and a laugh. Comprendez?
So please, no more! Dear God, I just looked at your profile, I have a son about the same age as you. That`s just.... ewww.
Lisa and Daisy, hello! :wave:
yup, i do everything with a smile
how dodgy did that sound :eek2: