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Did you know...
..to meet the recommended daily calorie intake amount for the average male, he would have to consume any of the following:
I bet you didn't did you?
If someone had you strapped to the floor and a gun to your head and said you had to consume one of the abovelist items every day, which would you choose? And no, nowhere within a 400 mile radius sells alcohol, so it has to be one of the food.
And you're not allowed to die. You have to eat.
..to meet the recommended daily calorie intake amount for the average male, he would have to consume any of the following:
- 500 medium artichokes
- 250 cups of spinach
- 500 ounces of Swede
- 35 slices of white bread
- 420 tablespoons of soy sauce
- 17 pints of Carlsberg
- 34 boiled eggs
- 26 pints of Miller Light
I bet you didn't did you?
If someone had you strapped to the floor and a gun to your head and said you had to consume one of the abovelist items every day, which would you choose? And no, nowhere within a 400 mile radius sells alcohol, so it has to be one of the food.
And you're not allowed to die. You have to eat.
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I eat shitoads of it anyway. Not 35 slices worth, but I don't mind it, because it's good for me and shit.
To bed.
Me neither. :nervous:
Unfortunately, it ain't gonna happen. Y'see, the creators of the cartoon Popeye took offence to the whole spinach thing and took it to court who put a worldwide ban on the sale of spinach to anyone resembling Popeye (white people and males, regardless of race). Sorry.
Heh only kidding, you have as much spinach as you can handle rachie. And fucking enjoy it too. :thumb:
and how big are the cups of spinach too?
though i think i would take the muller light or the swede myself
I'd probably pick the spinich too, seeing as boiled eggs are actualy the devil.
Erm...both. And big.
Your imagination is the limit! :crazyeyes
are you serious?
Although it does smell pretty rank in pot noodles. Does it all have be eaten on it's own or can you wash/soak it up with something else?
Oh and how do i get smilies?
Or, for all you Irish out there..
You'll find the recipe for Irish Soda Bread here.
:thumb:
You'd think that wouldn't you? :nervous: