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Missing Persons....
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So, I was reading a thread entitled "Missing Persons" were I found this:
Well, I have returned. So we're safe. :rolleyes: I like to keep an eye on this place, usually while I'm meant to be doing coursework (like now, meant to be in at 10.00am tomorrow). But I thought I'd let you all know I'm still allive. A few of you were begining to sound doubtful. I was also amused to find the following -
I never really considered myself as a role model, better start that program of clean living now, eh?
I'm not dead or anything (nearly 22 though which is as good as).
That's not accurate! I'd say that I've been hungover for a larger majority of my life. Such as today... *looks at shaking hands on keyboard* :crazyeyes
Turn your back for five minutes and when you look again you've been called a LOUT! Tut tut tut...
Thats much nicer to hear, thanks Tweety! *gives Girl With Sharp Teeth a dead-arm*
Nobody fires me! I quit. Anyway, I needed to apply myself to my true passion: travelling the world in searh of rare POGs, treasure and adventure in general.
*hides his leather gimp-mask*
Well anyway, it's nice to know I was gone and not forgotten. I've been doing the usual excessive binge drinking - yes, binge drinking before you start - which included moving an entire nightclub table and set of six chairs onto the middle of the dancefloor, complete with beverages, without attracting the unwanted attention of the doormen. We were there, in among the perplexed dancers for over five minutes before the staff came over and bollocked us. And thats just one of the "black-op" missions completed last night.
Hm, I really should find something productive to do with my time.
Any other of the "old-school" posters still knocking about on here? Come on, show yourselves!
captain kirk must return or the site will be destroyed
Well, I have returned. So we're safe. :rolleyes: I like to keep an eye on this place, usually while I'm meant to be doing coursework (like now, meant to be in at 10.00am tomorrow). But I thought I'd let you all know I'm still allive. A few of you were begining to sound doubtful. I was also amused to find the following -
Originally posted by Pepsi_104
...lol captain kirk? i think that was his name..i looked up to him
I never really considered myself as a role model, better start that program of clean living now, eh?
Originally posted by Pepsi_104
LOL CAPTAIN KIRK ROCKED......LONG LIVE HIS REP.
I'm not dead or anything (nearly 22 though which is as good as).
Originally posted by Tweety
Was he the one who was always drunk? Like ALWAYS
That's not accurate! I'd say that I've been hungover for a larger majority of my life. Such as today... *looks at shaking hands on keyboard* :crazyeyes
Originally posted by girl with sharp teeth
captain kirk - for being a drunken lout
Turn your back for five minutes and when you look again you've been called a LOUT! Tut tut tut...
Originally posted by Tweety
I was thinking of him only yesterday, is he still around? Hope hes ok. Anyone know?
Thats much nicer to hear, thanks Tweety! *gives Girl With Sharp Teeth a dead-arm*
Originally posted by DaisyChainThing
Captain Kirk got fired from his job so didn't have the net all day anymore.
Nobody fires me! I quit. Anyway, I needed to apply myself to my true passion: travelling the world in searh of rare POGs, treasure and adventure in general.
Originally posted by Pepsi_104
and captain kirk.......hes perverted attitude
*hides his leather gimp-mask*
Well anyway, it's nice to know I was gone and not forgotten. I've been doing the usual excessive binge drinking - yes, binge drinking before you start
- which included moving an entire nightclub table and set of six chairs onto the middle of the dancefloor, complete with beverages, without attracting the unwanted attention of the doormen. We were there, in among the perplexed dancers for over five minutes before the staff came over and bollocked us. And thats just one of the "black-op" missions completed last night.Hm, I really should find something productive to do with my time.
Any other of the "old-school" posters still knocking about on here? Come on, show yourselves!
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Great, innit.
Yeah, I'm still knocking around. In the UK now, trying to recreate your drinking habits by wreaking havoc across Nottingham.
I remember when I was the 13th highest poster on this site, which is something to be proud of ...ahem, mind you, it was all fields 'round here back then.
BTW, I don't suppose anybody understands factoral analysis of variance do they? This coursework isn't doing itself y'know!
Teeheehee
It's a dirty job, but somebody has got to do it. :yuck:
mmmm....dirrrrty
I've just remembered why I haven't been posting on here in ages. :nervous: You people are sick puppies!
...actually its 'kat' but i dont mind either way
So the rumours are true!
...ahem...
Hello TiNK! Don't mind me and "kat". :rolleyes:
Alright mate, i don't know you eitherbut after reading your review of a festival (can't mind what one) i was laughing my ass off
ok then
Well, I usually go to a festival a year but didn't manage it this year. It must of been Leeds 2002. It's on my livejournal.
I was selling random young girls in exchange for cigarettes as I recall.
That was it!
The part i remember was "This drink tastes nice." "That'll be the rohypnol."
Genius.
What can I say? Women love my charm and sophistication, less so my jokes about cutting them off at the knees and putting them in a duffel bag.
Those kinda jokes never seem to go down well
*sigh - coursework still not started*
Yer not alone...
you knew first hand....
Heh whatever way you wanna look at it
Have you seen what Marmites done to me since you been away? (Clue look at custom status)
Hehe i am lovely really :angel:
So how are ya?
Im a mate of pepsi, she talks crap most the time, so any comments u dont like id ignore if i was u.
She'll kill me if and when she reads this, but nvm!
Tis an imposter, the real captain kirk would have shifted the bar
lol what he's done to you! you make it sound like its somthing really awful
Hehe, nope but i do blame him, i don't know how it happened :angel:
lol i bet you dont!
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PMSL!!!! [/offtopic]
yeah totally off topic btw
"X-Large Lighter
No, it's not a very small hand, it's a giant lighter. It's as portable as a brick, but looks great on the table!"
oh the best!
nah i wont!
i DO talk crap *laughs*
heya captain kirk.....long time, no see,,,,,u gunna do the usual thing of staying here for 2 mins and then leavin'?????