LOVE YOU'RE GUARENTEED NOT TO LOOSE!!!

Former Member

I fancied the pants off this lad from my local gym, I was rejected and my heart was broken for nearly five minutes.
When I got home he was waiting for me, my close companion Tony loved my company and has such a cute face, I couldn't resist to cuddle him.
I knew he loved me and I loved him too, he is after all, kind, generous, handsom and he washes regulary.
Who needs a boyfriend? I have my own rat at home and he loves me for what I am and what I feed him!

Former Member

errrr....Great, who you gonna have sex with. Who you gonna go dancing with or watch movies with. Who you gonna get married and have children with.

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For all the drugs that I've done - yo I'm still gonna do
To all the people I've offended - yeah f**k you too!

Former Member

You aren't over him or you wouldn't be writing about him.
Tell him how you feel sista and remember, there are always more fish in the sea.