For Sale: Mint condition bloke

Former Member

Looking for a quick sale, one bloke, blond curtains, green eyes, tall, slim, has been used many many times but is still in mint condition.

Comes with broken heart than can be fixed with time and care. Is a fun confidante person, talks a lot and is really nice and loving. Never forgets birthdays or anniversarys.

More details can be given by pm, quick sale as he wants to feel wanted and loved and liked. Pictures available on request.

Price: Free O.N.O Will only go to nice owner.

Former Member

awwww, bless! IF i wasnt with some one i'd look after you!

Former Member

aren't curtains something you had when you're 15?

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Originally posted by lipsy
aren't curtains something you had when you're 15?

Yep. I know I did anyway.

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Re: For Sale: Mint condition bloke

Originally posted by NeoNero2
Looking for a quick sale, one bloke, blond curtains, green eyes, tall, slim, has been used many many times but is still in mint condition.

Comes with broken heart than can be fixed with time and care. Is a fun confidante person, talks a lot and is really nice and loving. Never forgets birthdays or anniversarys.

More details can be given by pm, quick sale as he wants to feel wanted and loved and liked. Pictures available on request.

Price: Free O.N.O Will only go to nice owner.

Oh, go on then!

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I don't know why you posted this mate - it isn't going to get anything but sympathy (if you're lucky) or laughter.

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Originally posted by lipsy
aren't curtains something you had when you're 15?

Yeah sorry i forgot when your over the age of 15 you have to have a skin head and become a dick head, there was no reason for that comment, i can dress and look how i like, i just wish society and mainly girls like you could see things that way too.

And i posted it because i wanted to, it was slightly humourse but how i feel, its how i want to express myself.

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Originally posted by rachie004
getasenseofhumour.com might help you out

but

NOTE TO EVERYONE ELSE:
give one weeks notice before making any comment meant in-jest or light hearted

hehehe...

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Originally posted by rachie004
getasenseofhumour.com might help you out

but

NOTE TO EVERYONE ELSE:
give one weeks notice before making any comment meant in-jest or light hearted

Rachie004, your a slag.

Was that me being insultful, or was that making a light hearted joke? You decide as humour does not come across well in text, and when i post a topic where i feel a little sad, stupid humour does not make me feel better.

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Originally posted by rachie004
Really? could you please justify that because as far as I'm aware I didn't think you knew sweet FA about me

What I said was meant in a light hearted joke.. forgive me for not giving a weeks notice won't you..

I actually thought Oh bless him until I read you're little out burst.. but Oh bless you anyways

Please read my post again, and you'll then see that emotions do not work well in text, they work well with voices, but when written down on paper they lose all their emotion and can be taken anyway. You dont need to give a weeks notice for a joke, smilies are often used for them to signify a joke, or a hee hee j/k.

Former Member

Leave the poor bloke alone!

Former Member

Leave him alone, whats he done wrong, you remind me of a bully in a playground silly snidy comments meant to hurt people, dont be so cruel!