mirror mirror on the wall ...

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when you arrive at the mirror ...the reflection always arrives at exactly the same time. well i swear today the reflection is slightly behind ...an enth of a second out! does this mean it's time to buy a new mirror?

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its time to get your head checked man!

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Originally posted by wee wuman
its time to get your head checked man!

it's not the mirror then?

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ooh must be your synapses are fucked up and slooooww but like, I don't get why. you stoned?

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Originally posted by morrocan roll
it's not the mirror then?

dunno mate

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Originally posted by BritJames
hmm sounds like you need an upgrade

you might be right. it's never worked properly. i look in the mirror and start shaving the right side of my face but the reflection is shaving his left. i should have taken it back when i first noticed.

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after all these years you'd have thought they could have ironed out little problems like that. all this technology and they cant even supply me with a mirror that works propperly.

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Re: mirror mirror on the wall ...

Originally posted by morrocan roll
when you arrive at the mirror ...the reflection always arrives at exactly the same time. well i swear today the reflection is slightly behind ...an enth of a second out! does this mean it's time to buy a new mirror?

I want whatever he's having.

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Re: Re: mirror mirror on the wall ...

Originally posted by Zero II
I want whatever he's having.

I second that.

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on reflection i think it might be me thats wrong.
i've just had another look ...i'm begining to think that the guy in the mirror and the room he's standing in ...is the real thing! am i just a reflection of his thoughts. is my life an ilusion?

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Originally posted by morrocan roll
on reflection i think it might be me thats wrong.
i've just had another look ...i'm begining to think that the guy in the mirror and the room he's standing in ...is the real thing! am i just a reflection of his thoughts. is my life an ilusion?

very intersting theory :chin:

You could get paid to think in some places

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if only i could find a way in there ...steal all the stuff ...i'd double my wealth instantly.

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Re: mirror mirror on the wall ...

Originally posted by morrocan roll
when you arrive at the mirror ...the reflection always arrives at exactly the same time.

Well how come when I arrive at the mirror I hear the sound of breaking glass :eek2:
The mirror just shatters when i look into it

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Re: Re: mirror mirror on the wall ...

Originally posted by BeckyBoo
Well how come when I arrive at the mirror I hear the sound of breaking glass :eek2:
The mirror just shatters when i look into it

i believe they make armour plated ones for wrinkly old nuns ...

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Re: Re: Re: mirror mirror on the wall ...

Originally posted by morrocan roll
i believe they make armour plated ones for wrinkly old nuns ...

:impissed: I liked you...........once

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i think i know what to do!
replace all the mirrors in the house with car mirrors ...
think about it.
when your driving along and you look in your right hand wing mirror ...the car thats trying to over take you on the right ...doesn't appear in the lefthand wing mirror! the car doesn't appear to be going in the opposite direction!
why didn't i think of this before.

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god you're sounding all sylvia plath

I am silver and exact. I have no preconceptions.
What ever you see I swallow immediately
Just as it is, unmisted by love or dislike .
I am not cruel, only truthful---
The eye of a little god, four-cornered.
Most of the time I meditate on the opposite wall.
It is pink, with speckles. I have looked at it so long
I think it is a part of my heart. But it flickers.
Faces and darkness separate us over and over.
Now I am a lake. A woman bends over me,
Searching my reaches for what she really is.
Then she turns to those liars, the candles or the moon.
I see her back, and reflect it faithfully.
She rewards me with tears and an agitation of hands.
I am important to her. She comes and goes.
Each morning it is her face that replaces the darkness.
In me she has drowned a young girl, and in me an old woman
Rises toward her day after day, like a terrible fish.

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I like going in the house of mirrors, Tis good fun

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I think you went forward in time but your shadow couldnt keep up with you :yes:

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Originally posted by BeckyBoo
I like going in the house of mirrors, Tis good fun

from what you said before ...the noise is deafening me NOW!

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what if what u thought was ur shadow was actualloy a person, and u were the shadow..?everything u did, would be done because the 'true' person did it...:eek2:

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mirrors aren't all they're cracked up to be you know. infact that reflection realy does have a life of it's own. try this experiment.

stand with your back to the mirror ...looking away from the mirror. see if you can sense the reflection actualy peeping at you. turning it's head and looking at you. if you can't sense it you'll have to look round very quickly and sure enough ...the bastards looking at you!

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If a man talks alone in the woods......is he still wrong?

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my mirror picture always has bad hair.....
i think she should brush it. really.

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Originally posted by morrocan roll
from what you said before ...the noise is deafening me NOW!

lol

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my mirror dude is just funny. i laugh at him. but the fucking gimp laughs at me back :mad:

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all the people who ever looked in your mirror ...where are they now?

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when i originaly made this thread ...i was fitting a big new mirror in my bathroom.
last week we heard a huge explosion in the bathroom ...the mirror exploded into a bazillion fragments!
i think the guy on the otherside of the glass got angry but my nieghbour assures me i had tightened the screws to much.
bollox ...it's the guy on the other side trying to get in here.

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This thread was very amusing, but i got very confused when I saw I had already posted in it.....took me a while to realise that it was made last year:(

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Originally posted by Zella
it was made last year:(

i'm a time traveller.