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Make your own porn scene

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    :lol:
    Well it is my job you know :rolleyes:

    come on, in dying to hear your rendition on Boogie Nights...:naughty:


    hmmm maybe if i can use you, dear vicky :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TellMeWhoAreYou
    hmmm maybe if i can use you, dear vicky :)
    was that use or abuse?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    was that use or abuse?


    ;)


    Person: Vicky, she can bring a friend if

    Location: Crappy Rockband Tour bus

    Theme: Lowbudget, 1973 big sideburns, groovy moustache...

    Sex toy: A silver jewel covered microphone shaped dildo (fake ofcourse)

    A main position: a cascade of humping all over the bus, the camera will ofcourse sometimes shoot the van from the outside, whilst it is bumping from side to side...

    Cheesey line: "Hey... I play the Guitar"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And my porn name would be Kurt Kinky...


    Your porn name (male)



    Your porn name (female)



    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My porn name came up as Master Bater

    If I put my screen name in it is Tony Longbone :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TellMeWhoAreYou
    And my porn name would be Kurt Kinky...


    Your porn name (male)



    Your porn name (female)



    :D
    natasha naughty, im not happy with that :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Real Name - Billy Buttlove

    Screen Name - Homer Hardon

    I see a gay theme going on there. Bugger...I mean erm...Arseholes! I mean! Oh fuck it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm Crystal Cummings :D

    quite like that...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Sir Cum
    Real Name - Billy Buttlove
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by candy
    I'm Crystal Cummings :D

    quite like that...



    It's nice... but Sir Cum's is cool, Homer Hardon :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sandy Sextoy... I like it :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my boyfriend is Tom Spanks :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bonny Blew :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and my hubby is... Larry Lovebone!!!:lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    candy cumms! I put my middle name in aswell!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Busty La Rue ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im nikki nipple and my boyfriend is buck naked :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ooohh and i luv the "ahhh do me baby" when you click on that link pure class :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Baby Lovedoll is mine... hmm, it's not dirrty enough :p

    My bf's is Clint Meatwood, hahahahaaa!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lance Lovepump :D

    This is ruining all the porno's though people so cmon who's next!

    "Do me baby"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Docter Lurve
    "Do me baby"


    well if you insist :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just taking part in the takeover of this thread... :p


    Harry Humper

    The missus is: Debbie Doggie :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Seargent Sexy is what i get if i add my middle name :lol: i prefer that one
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randy Rockhard! lol

    do ME baby! ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you shouldnt be allowed to post your porn name unless you have written your porn scene :mad:

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I agree with Vicky.

    There are at least 5 members looking at getting butt plugged if they don't write stories...NOW
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ok then!!

    Members: hmmm Vicky, and sar's, as you both seem very kinky, with numerous masked men (including myself)

    Location: A plain room, no furnishings, just plastic sheeting everywhere

    Theme: mega kinky filth! involving lots of deep throat action, bending both lovely ladies over backwards, spit roasts, double penetration, the works. Culminating with a giant Bukkake (i only discovered this ancient art yesterday (careful with the side images, just read what it means.

    Sex Toy: no need, a funnel might be fun tho... :s

    Main Position: probably doggy with all those men about

    Dirty Line: FUCKING SWALLOW BITCH!


    i cant wait to read Sir Cum's reply!!

    REMOVED INAPPROPRIATE LINK
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Legend has it that in ancient Japan, women who were found to be unfaithful were publicly humiliated in the town center by being tied up while every man in town ejaculated all over her to show his distaste. Basically, they were saying that if you're going to take it from someone else, you're going to get it from everyone else.

    Fantastic! Why on earth don't we still do this? :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    its great innit... kazaa has some lovely examples, just search for bukkake :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Eul...thats just...just.....fantastic....the plastic sheets and emoty room is much of a turn on!!! *applauds* :thumb:
    couldnt look at that link, im blcoked :( ill check it out later at home :naughty:
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