Wouldn't Be Caught Dead...

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What item/s of clothing wouldn't you be caught dead wearing?

For me, I'd have to say: Sports brands, straight leg/bootleg trousers, (white) trainers, denim jackets or having my hair in Pig Tails...

How about you?

Ilora x

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With permed bleached hair

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I would never say never with most things. However, those shiny 80s style jackets that are out now, the ones that go, like, halfway down your belly - yuck. and charver jewellery; ie 3 pairs of gold creole earrings, a big fuck-off gold clown necklace (or 6)... no.

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Originally posted by girl with sharp teeth
some of those stupid trousers with straps hanging off them,

Our Becks loves hers, nice pink ones and she goes round posing with them on.
They are fashion arent they, or have they started fading out now?


Oh I wouldnt be seen dead in a mini skirt with high heels, id wear a shortish skirt but would have to wear my boots to hide my legs.

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I wouldn't be caught dead going out dressed as a goth

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One word - Burberry.

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Originally posted by girl with sharp teeth
the thing that gets me about them is that they do come in lovely colours, but what makes them £45 or so are the dangly bits that i'd cut off straight away.

ooohhhh so I got a bargain, our Becks only cos £9.99

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Originally posted by bad seed
A vest. :eek2:

not even a thermal one in winter

oh and the long johns to match

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Those stupid pixie shoes, legwarmers, tacky gold townie style jewellery, a flowery dress from Laura Ashley, the horrible 80s style jumper dresses that are everywhere at the mo and wellies

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Originally posted by girl with sharp teeth
i think that might be more to do with them being for a 7 year old

heheh maybe your right, hey I told her Dad they were a bargain and they were half price

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Originally posted by Faith
tacky gold townie style jewellery, a flowery dress from Laura Ashley,

same but also:

cardigans, rockports, dungarees, those mingin 'swear' shoes, trench coat, Dr Martens, shell suit or a skirt that is just above the knee.

also i would never wear any underwear that had a 'cute' cartoon on it or any writing on it such as 'meow' or 'make me purr' (-i made that one up).
i think they are so childish and tacky, i have no idea how they could be considered sexy.

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Originally posted by openup
One word - Burberry.

Burberry do nice stuff. Its just their 'checkered' print became really common because loads of people made fakes and silly little townie gilrs went out and bought them all which made it cheap and tacky. :mad:

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anything that even mildly resembles anything worn in the 80s

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ok, ok, ok...

slouch boots, ruched trousers (especially satin combats), pointy toed shoes (especially in lurid colours like turquoise and yellow), 80s fashion, wearing legwarmers with heels, most hats, tight trousers, gold jewellery, those just-below-knee trousers, tit-poppingly tight t-shirts, white trousers, white skirts, rockports, pixie shoes, loafers, nike-style trainers, white trainers, white shoes/boots, anthing with flared sleeves, hippy anything, anything from topshop atm, polo neck tops (except chunky jumpers), bright coloured tights, and dangly earrings.


*breathes*

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Originally posted by Young and sexy
Burberry do nice stuff. Its just their 'checkered' print became really common because loads of people made fakes and silly little townie gilrs went out and bought them all which made it cheap and tacky. :mad:

Listen to this girl.

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Heh, I think i'm just going to list things that everyone else has said but I definitely agree with the :no: :no: to:

Pixie shoes
Bright pink pants with dangly bits and pocket overload
Knickers with stupid slogans on them
Leg warmers
Pointy shoes
Dog collars

and:

Socks with toes in them
Stripey tights
Fishnet tights (unless part of a dancing costume)
Flat caps
Big jumpers and jeans
Leggings
White make-up on face
Anything orange, yellow or green (doesn't suit me)

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Velour tracksuits.
Gold jewellery.
'Sneakers'.
Most labels.
White things in general.
Legwarmers.
Hawaiian shirts.
Pink fluffy things.
Tight Bench jeans.
Bench hoodies.
Light coloured make up.
UV eyeliner.
My hair scraped back into a stupid severe ponytail on top of my head, with two twatty 'cute' curls hanging down at the front.
Earrings with my name in them.
A miniskirt that wans't really mini.
I just thought of something else and forgot it.
Anything skirt/trouser wise that sits around my belly, and not on my hips.
Stupidly long and baggy trousers that drag 6 inches behind me in dog shit and puddles.
Shorts (hot pants excluded).
Blusher.
Unbrushed teeth.
Fake hair.
Fake nails.
A stupid slogan on my tee shirt, pants, or other.
A baseball cap.
A berret.
Ribbons in my hair.
Flat shoes.
Most sandals.
Hold ups.
Seamless stockings.
A corset that just fitted me, and didn't hold me in at all.
'Nu-goff' brands.
A top saying BITCH/GOTH/ROCK CHICK that blatently came from Tammy.
A top that had stripy sleeves attached to it via oversized safety pins.
Woolly yellow jumpers.
Any accesories from Claire's.
Leggings.
Holding a Starbucks coffee.
A boring handbag.
Fleeces.
Ruched trousers.
Uncovered arms.
A miniskirt without thigh highs or tights.

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I saw these earrings on a girl the other day, they were massive gold hoops and through the middle of them it said "Bitch". She had a matching necklace too. Poor girl

Whyyy oh whyyyy :eek2:

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OMG EvilEmsie, it would have been quicker for you to list the things you do like wearing!

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Originally posted by KoolCat
OMG EvilEmsie, it would have been quicker for you to list the things you do like wearing!

Yeah, I know, and I did consider it. I like vintage clothes - corsets, suspenders, long skirts, and when I'm not looking gorgeous just combats and tee shirts, but thats rarely nowadyas

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legwarmers.
Burberry caps/jackets etc.
clompy ex spice girl type shoes.
Bikini tops clubbing.
White skirt.
White stillettos.
Tacky gold jewellery.
Those winkle picker pointy shoes which are back in fashion.


p.s nothing wrong with wellies ok It's either those or walk the dog in brand new trainers.

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Sovereign rings and other distasteful gold jewelery that a woman just shouldn't wear.
Leggings as part of an evening outfit.
Those rouched trousers.
At the hip jeans, any jeans that have crap on them.
Those trousers with dangly things on them.
Mini skirt teamed with boots higher than ankle level.
Thigh high boots.
Bleach in the hair
String vest
Clothes with offensive language on them (Hmm, "Fcuk me"...so funny I forgot to laugh)
Tops that show my stomach
Tops that show more than a hint of cleavage.
Piercings anywhere but the bottoms of my ears.
Thongs poking out of the top of my trousers...actually, thongs full stop :yuck:

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gold jewelery, townie wear, tracksuits :eek2: the only remotely close thing to this i have are jogging bottoms as i need a pair for p.e.

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Originally posted by HunnyPot
Clothes with offensive language on them (Hmm, "Fcuk me"...so funny I forgot to laugh)

"fcuk me" isn't funny, but "fuck you" is

Everybody loves the swearbear! now if i could only dig that shirt out...

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Originally posted by lipsy
Dr Martens

oooh, no! My fave shoes are Dr Martens! Hehe.

Lovely!

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Originally posted by xxauroraxx
oooh, no! My fave shoes are Dr Martens! Hehe.

Lovely!

I only like their military style boots. I really don't bother with the rest. I actually want a pair of black preferable 14 holed boots. Hmm. Then again, I want so many other pairs.

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Originally posted by Jacqueline the Ripper
I actually want a pair of black preferable 14 holed boots.

i have a pair of them! i love them to bits, they are so funky